- Newly single Katie Holmes coming to a Thigh Master near you?
So sayeth The Fid Diddler.
-
Rodney Roo prefers to donkey doo doo his Portia De Rossi all over his Bob Fosses. Be that as it may, it doesn't even f$%king compare to the amount of flunitrazepam I gave Cito Gaston last night, just to get a taste of his hot Toronto Blue Jay?
So sayeth the Peabs!
- Speaking of, what do Portia de Rossi and Drea de Matteo have in common besides having a 'de' in between their names? They
both enjoy sipping from the furry cup.
- Her Former Royal Thighness, LL, is such a doll. And now,
a real doll, complete with a beige dress with faux-fur-trimmed coat, a director's chair, and a velvet rope. Perhaps if the doll becomes a success, they'll release a 'bad girl' edition complete with g-string, nip-slip dress, and a bottle of Jim. [via
Trent Lotts]
- Franz Ferdinand:
THE SODA!
-
Where's your head at Astralwerks?
- Handsome Boy Modeling School
hit the road.
- From the looks of
this pic, I bet Mark McRoidsinthebuttviaCanseco can bench at least a 135. [via Guns n Rosenthal]
- Seriously, how did
Oasis sell out MSG? Did Liam buy 2,445 tickets for his ego and 1 for his unibrow?
- Paris Hilton has
so many tough choices to make.
- Bid on
Damon Albarn's 12-piece sofa.
- IU rules. Take part in their
Condom Fit & Feel Study.
- A six-legged frog has been found at a restaurant in China.
Take a lick.
- While this bottom spot is usually dedicated to HRT the II, I decided to give her the day off so her boobs can grow ever larger! But I also wanted to give some love to a possible heir to the thrown, Nancy O'Brills. I mean, she already possesses two qualities that makes yer humble mumbler squeeze with ease: she's blonde AND doesn't fear rocking the side-boobage in public places. The following pic was from the SAG Awards. And honey, if you need help with the sagging, I'll be yer Dildo Baggins.
