- FIELD DAY 2005 is the new FAILED DAY 2003!!! AKA, that shiz aint happening this summer, but maybe next. So what have we learned? Andrew 'Durstkin' Dreskin is filled with more lies than Donald Rumsfeld's dingleberries. Shame on you Andy!! I mean, how much longer should we stay tuned?
- Bree Van De Kamp/
Marcia Cross denies being a carpetbaggermuncher. Wow, my penis amazingly juss unbroke!
- Anyone want to make a gentleman's wager that
Die Hard 4 won't hold a grenade launcher to Ben Stiller's
Die Hard 12: Die Hungry [vid]?
-
Dakota Fanning to vomit pea soup? They could make a film of her napping and I'd still see it opening weekend!
-
BRIT bits.
- The Hives clean up at
the Swedish Grammys. I also hear that the Swedish Meatball won the Best Ball of Meat Award earlier this week.
-
More Superman casting?
- Hilary Muff to
park the car at Harvard yard.
- What do 'a double-sided dildo made out of smoked Gouda', 'a dentureless Jessica Tandy', and the beloved children's book
Sweet Pickles all have in common? They're just some of the many topics covered in
our President's weekly web address.
- Speaking of
Sweet Pickles, this is the greatest title of all time:
-
The BAFTAs (no, not NAFTA's cousin) will air on
BBCAmerica this Sat @ 9pm. Too bad my eyes will be glued to the
Twerps v Duke game.
- Whats gots more buzz than an Arcade Fire pajama party? The long-awaited
DVD release of what has been called one of the greatestist space western musicals of our time:
The American Astronaut. [via Brad Foreskin]
- Congforkulations to
The Gay Master for becoming this week's guest blizogger over at
F.U.B.A.R..
- Melissa Gilbert
lets her nip sag at SAG awards. Who's next,
Sara Gilbert? Or how about Mr Grape and whatever's eating him? [via
Socialismlite]
-
Japanese Happy Meal Toys
- If you have a kid (then please stop reading this site) and want him to be the coolest kid in the world, bid on
this pair of Freezy Freakies or take em to
BK for some hot Activision action (not to be confused with
Elevator Action). [Bitties in the BK hottieness via
Tony's CPU]
-
Semi-NSFW Animated Gif of a Transformer Molesting A Boy [via
Newbsy]
- After peeping the quaint movie
Rory O'Shea Was Here, I muss declare that Romola Garai is my newestest, mos flavoritest
NonUsHottie of the moment. I want her to touch my lucky charms and rub it all nice til it becomes an Irish Spring. I heart her so much that I may actually watch
Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights.
