Wooahdeehoodeehow kids!! What a semi-effin-boring Super Bowl that was, eh? Well, I'm mainly saying that cause I was in Motown Philly and was pulling for dem Eagles hard. And with the loss, there wasn't one riot or lootingage to join in on. FORKsticks!! I really needed a new TV too! It was probably a good thing since I was in a mighty food coma thanks to my famous 7-layer dip. Anywho, I'll have a full pictorial of my cheesesteak pilmigrage tomorrow or Whizday, so stay tuned. In the meantime, here's the crap...
- Peter Gallagher/Sandy Cohen better get his act together, cause another Gallagher is taking a stab at acting... and this one is the real king of eyebrows.
- This whole Lohan thing has gettin out of hand. OK,
maybe not as much as it did before, but purty darn close. I mean,
being cast to play Meryl Streep's daughter in a Robert Altman movie based on
some Garrison Keillor jounks? WTF?
- The Gorillaz & Coldplay's forthcoming LPs
will not be released until after Marzo 31st cause EMI blows. At least they're paying their employees for the next two weeks, unlike a company I know.
- It's so UNphair that
Liz finally lets us see her boobage. [via
ProductNYCer]
- Marissa/Mischa/Mischka's lesbian storyline only to last '
five or six episodes'. BOOOOOOOO! At least DJ's back to mowing someone else's lawn.
- Jurassic 5 & Black Crowes are
Bonnaroo bound.
- No word on a release date yet, but
Twin Peaks season 2 DVDs will contain
brand spankin new video transfers. And by spankin, I mean to the thought of
Mädchen Amick serving up some of her pie.
- Carnie Wilson,
fat once again.
-
Female Soldier Demoted For Mud Wrestling [via Fleaski]
- Japanese
homeless men get free HJs by women who love dirt! [via Guns n Rosenthal]
-
Man Spends £3K on KitKats
-
My Spidunkadunk Makes Your Vagina Look Like Phil Donahue!
-
Wurstest Animated Spock w/Sideburns Gif That Will Destroy Your Eyes [via
Golden DisSpencer]
- Her Royal Thighness the II's, aka dElishious Cuthbert, next project will be
The Itty Bitty Titty Committee. I cant bee leave for a second that she's actually on that committee, and not on they're rivals', The Super Luscious Cockteasing Backsideriffic Committee. And I love how I don't even need to do any Cuthy pic sleuthing anymore, they juss cum to me, via such makers and pushers of hotty hotness like
Tony &
Tr3nt! Kisses on all yer all's pink parts.
