BREAKING NEWS
Audrey Tautou Is
Deli-Scruumptious & Adorable
...hispecially with no clothes on
- The kids over at
Donkey Boners scrounge up two fab links today: 1) watch a guy beat
Super Mario 3 in 11 minutes and 2 seconds! Good thing he didn't have to face Bowser from
Sha Na Na. 2) (if u didn't see it)
Napoleon Dynamite delivering a Top Ten list on Letterman.
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Iron Maiden to play Reading/Leeds? What?
- Jen & Brad's splittsville has left
Ali G homeless. [via
Golden Boy]
-
Michael Stipe dreams of Shirley Maclaine, tells her about it, and then she proceeds to freak out on him.
- We all know that pink may be the new blog, but apparently
The Gay Master is the new
Tr3nt.
- The blog we've all been
dreaming creaming of:
The NFL Cheerleader Blog. I mean, where else are you gonna learn about such sorta-hotties (which btw, are the new porta-potties) as Ravens' rah-rah-raher,
Mary Claire Butt.
- Wannamaker, do you want me to get you an
Xbox Millennium Falcon for your b-day? Or I could just re-gift the re-gifted calendar that you gave me for mine? [via
Double Vski]
-
The Big Shocker. [via Guns n' Rosenthal]
-
Joan is a bigger hack than Brian DePalma.
- Looks like
this Rabbi won't be getting many more tips if he keeps giving babies herpes during circumcisions. [via Mustard King of Clevetown]
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North Korea Declares War On Long Hair
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Miami Judge Drops Charge Against King Kong [via
Mr Poon]
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The Virgin Mary on a grilled cheese is one thing, but
Jesus in a frying pan? What's next, the image of the Arcade Fire appearing in a bag of Fritos? [via
Nebraska Ben]
- Peabs not only just became
a professional kangaroo named Bart Jemima, but the first professional kangaroo to
publicly profess his love for an iPod. [via
Uncle G-Funk]
- One of the breastest headlines I've seen in awhile:
Salma Hayek's Naked Breasts Make Her Want To Kill Herself. That's odd, dem bazoombas make me want to 'off' myself in a entirely different way. Ahhhh
Hayek's boobs.
- And for those of you moaning for more Cuthbertness, I have some major hotness to unleash later today, but in the meantime, suck on this... Mischa pic [1nce again via
Mischa-B.com]
