Me juss wanted to send out a special I HEART YOU to the sweetest darn thang in all of Thighland, Mrs Elisha Cuthbert-Thigh Master The II. Without you, none of this would be possible. I'd also probably have only 4 readers. And merry B-Day to Kid Kadoji!
[pics via The Double V]- For those of you rolling solo like Han on V-Day, here's a special treat:
every famous person's Playboy pictorial, from Le Femme Nikita, to Old Blue Eyes' daughter, to Mike Tyson's punching bag, and even to a very scary/hairy Madgedonna.
Enjizz Enjoy! [via
ONTD]
- And if you need tips on how best to
enjoy enjizz the above haz matz, let
the Druken Stepfather be yer guide.
- Not a good day if yer a fan of the
NHL or
Jeff Gaycia.
- WHY GAWD WHY did you allow someone to make an American/bastardized version of the
The Office?
Watch many a painful clips here. The agony begins Thursday March 24th @ 9:30. So much for much for must see TV. More like, muss pee on my TV when I see these shows TV!! [via
ONTD, again]
- I often wonder if PG County Police have
a whole division dedicated to Twerp fans.
-
ABBA reunite publicly for the first time in almost 20 years! Too bad that not even
a billion dollars could get them into those
umcredible white outfits again.
- I love when pornos are disguised as 'films' and have killer soundtracks. Case in point, Michael Winterbottom's
9 Songs. [via
A-Baby]
- Jerri Blank stars in the one of
the least sexiest photo shoots I've ever seen. Good times, good times. [via Clevetown Mustard King]
- Could you imagine sitting next to
Andy Rooney at the Super Bowl?
-
Uri Geller bends spoons and kids over in support of Jacko.
- Jack Osbourne wants to
become a NYC fireman. I guess he's looking for something a lil bit more challenging than his guest spot on
Dawson's Creek. [via
Superfish]
- Mary-Kate & ET,
bitched @ Swirth. [via
Cpt Cum]
- Peace the fork out to
Dick Weber, a guy who loved shiny balls.
- Justin Case you didn't know,
Cewebrity is back! Some might say butter than ever!
-
My Creepy Valentine- Renee Pufferfish & Jack Paleface, and Kate Boringsworth & Orlando Borefest all back
together again? Enuff already. I swear this is the last posting about either of these couples. Anywhozitz, their offspring would look something along the lines of this:
