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Wednesday, March 2

10der Merci-es

simply the best

I remember when we first met. It was the fall of '95 and I was a frosh at ole IU. I walked into a computer lab for the first time, sat down, and realized I could search for anything my lil heart desired. I think I spent the first 3 months searching for what all the references in the Beastie Boys' lyrics were. 10 years later, nothing's changed, cept I don't really care for the Beastie Boys anymore. You rule Yahoo! Ef Gmail, Hotmail, Ask Jeeves, Altavista, and all the other pretenders... sans Google. And if yer a registered Yahoo! user, you can get a free ice cone at Baskin-Robbins.

- Tonya Harding To Wrestle Transvestite

- You want Adam Sandler and all you get is Jimmy Fallon, wait, it’s not the same thing. Case in point: Fever Pitch: The Trailer!

- Don't expect Gisele Bundchen to replace Roger Ebert any time soon.

- Vince Vaughn gives up smoking. But when will he give up acting? He could be the most unfunny funny man working in movies, baby.

- An Iranian woman wants to divorce her husband cause he hasn't showered in over a year.

- This is amusing. [via Newbs]

- Click me to see the mos hottiest Penelope Cruz picture EVER! [via Brawny Man]

- And...

he loves kids... and their bikes
[via Lackey-daze-a-cool]