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Thursday, March 24
• Apparently it wasn't Vince Gallo's knob that gots vacuumed in The Brown Bunny by Chloe Smellingny, but some dude named Jacob Christner. Snot only that, but said dude has yet to be paid for his 'work'. I did some sleuthin' and to yer left, methinks this is what J-Christner looks like (here's another pic) [via]. I don't know what's worser: sucking that guy's kak or being pleasured by Chloe Uglyevny.
• The Shop Le Products, of NYC, has dug up the first single 'Feel Good Inc' (WIN or REAL) off of the Gorillaz 4thcumin cd, Demon Days. Since that and 'Dirty Harry' are money to my ears, there is no doubt in my resin drenched mind that this is going to be the album of the year of the Rooster.
• The O.C. gots picked up for a third season. What storylines lie ahead in our future? I'd like to see Summer get hit by a bus, Caleb impregnating an alien, Sandy getting his brows plucked, or the pen(is)ultimate: Marissa and Kirsten Nichols Cohen gettin all into carpets and the munching of them.
• How Not To Win Friends In Hollywood, by Lindsay Lohan
• Warm it up Kris. I'm about to.
• Zzzzzzz, part 4
• This guy is a real genius. Not to be confused with Lazlo from Real Genius. [via City RagDoll]
• Last noche I was dragged to the Black Crowes show at Hammerstein by my Naptown buddy Private Richard, and to my sirprize, I had a smashingly good time. I was suppose to see them play with Oasis at RCMH years ago, but no thanks to Duncan Hines (long story), I had to leave the show early. Anywho, they sounded franztastic. Sure, I haven't listened to anything new since the days of 'Remedy', but I felt like I knew every single song they was playin'. Plus it didn't hurt that I kept ogling Kate Hudson the whole night and thinking about her awful choices in filmdom. Raising Helen anyone?
• Making a rhombicosidodecahedron
• Pet Pillows
• How to really confuse your party guests [via Core-Vette]
• Need a reason to be hatin' on Christians? Who else would make YESsica Alba feel ashamed for having such a killer's hot fussy body. It's so curvaceous and blogvacious that they should canonize her like St Cuthbert. Speaking of, although Alba's bum (Album) ruffles my bag of Ruffles, I want to make it purrrfectly clear that HRT the II is still the uncontested Queen of Thighland and my heart.
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