• I want to start something new here where YOU dear readers get to ask ME, yer beloved Lord of The Thighs, questions about anything and everything that's plaguing yer lil demented minds. And no, this aint some bunk arsed stizz like Ask Thighmaster where I tell you how to cure those grundle herpes you gots, but what I'd like to call 'Crap For Questions'. Email me yo query and if I answer it on this site, I'll send you some crap. Simple as that. Right Ben Mc?
• Peace the fork out
Seinfeld's TV dad! Normally I'd drop some sort of S-feld ref here, but in all honesty, I've only seen about 15 episodes.
•
Practical Magic + Ron Burgundy =
Bewitched: the trailer. [via
Double V]
• She's no Linda Carter (who makes men harder), but I really do bee leave that
Mischa Barton would make a great Wonder Woman. I mean, mos of her body fat is invisible to begin with, which will blend in well with WW's jet.
• Lohan's
Grandmother sells out.
• Katie found a
Holmes in Josh Hartnett's crotch? Who's next on her boring boyfriend list, Paul Walker?
•
Does PCP turn people into cannibals?• Now serving at Wendy's:
Chili w/real human fingers! [via Mr Thought]
• What do you get when you cross Mike Tyson's Punch Out & Breakfast? I dunno, but it goes a lil something like
this! [via The Artful Badger]
• Buy the weigh, have you heard
these Pat O'Brien saucy voice mails? Word has it that they's giving
Howard Dean's 'I Have A Scream' a run for their funny.
• And I'm proud to say, this is the first animated gif I have ever created. WATCH OUT WORLD! With this and my other
UMcredible Photoshopping skillz, I'm a true Jackass of all trades and a master debater of none. Betsy's so jealous...
