- Former Presidential nominee and spazmatazz guru, Howard Dean took center stage at the DNC tonight. He received a 79-minute standing-O without even uttering a word, booty. But when the diarrhea (aka
his speech) started to flow from his pipes, I started dozing off. If he really wanted to pump up the crowd, he should have busted out some of his fly "Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarcgh" remixes that are even butter than the Jay-Z
Black Album ones. Here are the straight up klassics with a K:
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Hey Yeaaargh!-
7 Nation Candidate-
Grars- And the ultimate:
Mortal Dean Kombat (complete with images)
- Forget about following what those "
professional bloggers" are reporting at the DNC. Just czech out what our man
the Shoppe of Products Keeper has scooped up.
- And is
Vincent Gallo the creepiest Republican ever? [Link via Zach de la Roachclip]
- Weezer, say it aint so:
New York Subway Stop Names For Sale?.
- To Hell with
Lohan's Herbie: Fully Loaded, cause
Toyota's going to unleash a real car with real emotions. Scare-E shiz. Maybe we should have listened to Will Smith's proclamation of
Them, Robots.
-
The Archdukes invade the Roseland Ballroom on September 9th.
Tickets go on sale this Friday at noon. Get em before all the hipster bloggers beat you to em!
- Everyone's one stop shop for a$$holeism,
SiegHeil.de has a new look... being redirected to
Shoa.de, a site dedicated to exposing the horrors of the Holocaust.
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My boy Wanamaker is fit, but don't he know it! He's the one smiling in the lower left-hand corner.
- If yer rich, marry me, but also peepage what
my girl Chillary "My Last Name Really Isn't" Johnmis on CNN has to say about bling-bleaux travel and leisure.
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Saddam loves muffins and cookies, gardening, and penning poems about GWBusch. He's more American than Amerigo Vespucci.
- Words.
Lots of words.
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VMA noms announced. Yer umhumble Thigh Master has declared a jihad on the VMAs ever since the Gorillaz' "Clint Eastwood" video
lost to Mudvayne for the M2 award in 2001.
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Jenny McCarthy to star in a Dirty movie that she also wrote and her husband will direct. If her boobs aren't in it for 68/69nths of the time, I'll demand my money back.
- Calculate how much booze you've downed in yer life
here. [Link via Randall Palms]
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The Steven Segal Official Fan Club. Don't sign up all at once now! [Link 1nce again via Zach de la Roachclip]
- And don't read this before lunch or visiting yer dentist:
Dentist Allegedly Injected Semen Into Patients' Mouths. [Link via Guns 'n' Rosenthal]
