- We here at Thighs Wide blow camels for a living, but apparently we also blow minds as well. After outing the Raider of Panties as a Raider of Pantries on the side, we didn't realize that it was actually true! Damn you office firewalls of the world! You took away my favorite site adorned with pink panties and forced him to fill it with books and pepper grinders! Breast in piece Panties!!
- Thanks to the JD Salinger of blogging, and my muse,
Ms Modern Rage, I'm having seconds thoughts about this whole Lohan and Thigh Master union. Examine
eggzibits A, B, & C.
- Is it really illegal to tear the tags off your mattress? The
truth explained! If only that poor shotgun-wielding Utahiahian knew that info when Fletch told him, "
I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pull rank on you. I didn't want to have to do this. I'm with the mattress police. There are no tags on these mattresses."
Yer not recoding this, are you?
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Polaroid: The Blog!
- Air's "Alpha Beta Gamma": One of the most umcredible songs of the year. Also, one of the slammninest tunes to feature whistling. Too bad the video doesn't even come close to matching tits greatness. Peep on
WindowsMedia or
RealPlayer. (Make yer own remix of the song by clicking both a second apart.)
- Please, whatever you do, don't pay good money to see a Brittany Murphy movie when you can
see it for free. And for you special Neue Yorkers, I guarantee
this free screening is going to be the bee's wax:
Code 46 starring Tom Robbins, Samantha Morton, and directed by the umazing Michael Winterbottom.
- The final season of
The Sopranos hits small screens in 2006. Maybe in that span of time they'll (love) actually come up with some storylines instead of AJ's eyebrows getting shaved or Paulie Walnuts complaining about landscaping. And if not, they'll just fill the rest of their cast with
Goodfellas actors. I'm sure Johnny Roastbeef or even the great
Jimmy Two Times aren't all that busy. Gotta go get the papers, the papers!!
- And finally, I ask you: What's Asian, covered in dry blood, and makes me want to cut off my johnson?
This girl. [Link via
Biz vs the Newbs]
