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fap on tat sum mo at JJ’s, Melora’s spots
& The Celeb Boobie Archive

many a belated piece the forkins like Jek Porkins to SmellyGBs, the battler of Algiers, the Buckster, the Lord, the dude who got to bang Jayne Mansfield, and Mr Tequila! [d & the Pee Wee dance]

Roger Ebert answers the not so age olde question: what the fcuk is the deal wit Roger Ebert? [The Vegan]

The V Mini Series sequel needs $19 million dollars. If we find 19 million V fans with a dollar a piece, THE BEASTMASTER WILL BE ABLE TO FEED HIS FAMILY!!

Eric Stoltz is was Marty McFly: THE PICTURES [Navi The Terrible Bowler]

the video for David ‘The Hoff’ Hasselhoff’s ‘Jump In My Car’ co-starring KITT

the world’s largest collection of SFW Annie Potts Harry Crumb JO matz

EW makes my wet dreams cum tru by throwin Borat on their cover and droppin a pointless article about Pam Beasley, which include these two fine snappages [LJ-TO]

Iggy Pop’s concert rider, plastic seahorses need not apply

George Steinbrenner Fires Tigers

Why is coffee commonly referred to as a ‘cup of joe’?

Top 10 Weird Al Videos [Hisconsin]

free passes to Stoopid Cartoon: The Movie and Will Ferrell’s Adaptation

CoolPl8z, thatmakeme6

Font Designers

‘I Learned It By Watching You!‘ and yer Jim Crocheesed arsed mustache!!

watermelon special fruitcarving site

Dagen då larverna kom till Flogsta

Clark Sorensen’s Urinal Sculptures

and n’awlins saints be praised, cause the internets has come thru again! The Most/Best – Ghetto/Ass – crazy/beautiful – Local Commercial Ever, featuring two two children who cannot be bothered, that I’ve searched high and low and Hi & Lois‘ pants for has FRYNALLY been unearthed, ironically enuff by the very institute who created the commercial: Jhoon Rhee‘s school of Tae Kwon Do. This may not mass appeal to those not from the DC area, but I think you’ll enjoy it nonethebreast

Mo images of Ms Beesley, other hotties, and a bit of ye ole nip slippery can be found on the Tastic

Lily Allen totally wants to munch on Mark Ronson’s choda

‘curvy’s when you’ve got a bit of weight all over, instead of having heavy tits‘. Girls, can’t we all juss get along share a bath?

Ricky G, MS-DOS shill

it’s about Time, but they need to get a Life cause they didn’t contact yers drooly, who’s almost cooler than LL Cool Bean

props to Sam Champion, Gay Morning America’s newest man of weather

NFL Network & Time Warner, stop sucking yer own caks and start sucking mine. If you don’t wanna do that, then forkin give each other some HJs and give me the damn NFL Network already!!!

see, it’s not so hard to be Jackson Pollock

see, you’d be hard too like Jackson Pollack if you got to bang Jennifer Connelly in yer own biopic, or if you happen to be watching her purrrrrfect ya–yas hang out in Mulholland Falls [NSFW]

Zeptember 12th can’t come soon enuff

cartoon skeletal systems

The Generator Blog

Opening Shots

Arcade At The Movies, snatchurally including Maximilian Largo’s casino filled with nuttin but Centipede

Who invented the cocktail umbrella & and why?

related: I was a designated driver at Guns n’ Rosenthal’s wedding last nite and had a Shirley Temple for the first time in maybe 15 years. Either they aren’t as good as I remember or the bartender can’t make em for shit. (btw, that’s the real reason I didn’t catch the Emmys, although I was able to braid yer mum’s p-hair when I returned to NYC at 2:30am EST)

YTMND: N$gga Stole Pee Wee’s Bike

and although these are not my hot wheels, I sure would pimp them if they were. Hell, I’d even eat shrimp on em!

[hat tip to to De Horny Toad for the snapple!]

Don’t worry bout a thing lil Sasha Cohen, my sweet tits breasts anus naked butt thighs nude vagina hot camel toe poon tang clan heroes in a half shell pics (sorry, that’s purely for Googling purposes), Michelle Kwan still blows

BREAKING WIND NEWS!!!
Waffle House to Start Taking Credit Cards [via Brawny Man]
What’s next, horse on Venus?

Bestest actor who isn’t named Joseph Gordon-Levitt, yet has the bestest name: Burn Gorman. Where to catch em if you can: as that guy in Layer Cake and as Kenge and Carboys’ clouseauish clerk Guppy (another bestest name) from BBC’s Bleak House, which sadly will turn my house bleak wheneth it ends this Sunday on PBS. Seriously yo, I know it looks boring and stuff, like most things before 1950, but you should totally Netflix em when they are ready for Netflix. I mean, it don’t got much better than unsung underground secret future super hotness cuttie cute ness pie Carey Mulligan, dudes with crazy facial hair, smallpox, Wedge as John Jarndyce (I may juss have to change my name to Banning Cocq John Jarndyce the IVIIXXICLM of Westphalia), Janine Evans (nee Butcher), a 2006 inductee of the SAG-HOF (Screen Asshole Guild – Hall of Fame), a dude named Smallweed, a dude named Clamb, and GUPPY!!! Charles Dickens may have hated Jews, but he certainly had a way with names! GUPPY!!

Hairparently, they love stealing my snaps of Natty Lite tall boys (from ThighsBart’s B-Day) over there in Persia

All he wants is $2

And anyone else out thar ever wonder what woulda happened had Al Gore become president like he rightfully should of New Coke triumphed in the Cola Wars? Yeah, what if? And what if Theo Ratliff ate out Heathcliff (or that purty kitty Riff Raff used to bang)? Maybe NC pitchman Max Headroom woulda gotten head from Hedda Hopper‘s love child with Glenne Headly and Hedy Lamarr!!

1985 > 2006

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