Happy Passover Bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anne Baxter moaning moses 4life!!!!

above montage created by THE great great great man and overlord of Sesame Chicken Friday – Time Werespanko

bestest movie mt EVERest and mt sinai?

no, BREASTest movie mt EVERest and mt sinai and mt st mary’s

we’re going to invent usselfves a time machine so we can get our son siring on with Anne Baxter, even if that firstborn son will be killed by Moseses’ Gawd

we still miss you Chuck!

The 15 Commandments

‘Awesome Gawd‘

Forks Out
to

John Charles Carter
aka
Charlton
‘Moses
Judah Ben-Hur
Taylor
El Cid
Mike Vargas
Robert Neville
Detective Robert Thorn’
Heston

1923 – 2008

He finally did it. Probably had something to do with dropping 5 of those 15 commandments, but we forgive. Why? He is Moses and Moses is best so He is best, so get your stinking paws off of his guns you damn dirty democrats! but lettuce not remember El Man for all that NRA nonesense late in his life, cause Charlton Heston IS PEOPLE! and his teeth were the king of kings, even more kinger than Steve Harvey’s. Oh my God, whatta a mad house! to sum up, Heston = BESTin

we have written, so let it be done

+
breakdancer Frosty Freeze
Mr ICM
Austrian artist Mikl
manager of Barbara Cook (who?)
Stalin’s oil dude
Kraftwerk drummer
inventor of the (British) package holiday
Israeli Film Academy’s 2003 Lifetime Achievement Award winner
the mayor of Morgan Creek
Mr. Wildcat
UNLV’s first prez
head of Editor & Publisher
a British ad man
& Elvis’ second place standing

I bringeth to you good news. Previously we reported that ABC was replacing the Heston Ten Commandments with the Mission Impossible bad guy version, but wees was wrong! The real Moses gets his proper, airing this Saturday night on ABC!

And now I give to you the 15 commandments [wav]

And for those of you in the dark (ages), guess what kinda supper Jesus’ last one was? An effin Passover Seder you ignint inquisitioners! That’s why the P-over and the Easter are always so close to each other. Now pray to our media and banks before we kill your first born with C Heston’s hot ass guns!

And now I give to you a random bearded picture of Moses juxtaposed with the always bearded Count Rugen! Why? COUNT RUGEN!!!

Peace the Jek Porkins out to a Pointer, a D12er, and the Oldies format at DC’s WBIG, where I interned one summer, and met the man of my dreams, Tony Kornheiser, who was recently interviewed by Newsday about plains, trains, and the FedEx guy

Gorillaz to put away the sunshine for good in a bag called Las Vegas? And the news gets more unluckier than the number slevin: that rumored ‘dirty’ Blur album aint droppin any time soon yos, ‘cordin to D Albs

By the gay, did you know that Madonna was virtual for 2 full minutes during her ‘duet’ with the Gorillaz at this past year’s Shammys? D-lode the studio version of their mash-up here [d vis ToxicAvenger]

30 sec clip of Gnarls Barkley’s ‘Crazy’ vid

Jarvis Cocker hearts cunts!

Conan is Chi-town gagged and bound. Get yer tickets you Grabowski jerkasses

Pikey disses’ Pierce’s 007 kisses

And while we’re gold Bonding it up, Connery’s dive may turn Casino Royale into a Royale with cheese-e-ness

Get keen on the new Keane track

Marylanders prove they have the bestest in taste. Everyone already knew they had the finest in flag [Mod Flanders]

Nebbish David Krumholtz enlisted for nebbish Woody Allen’s Nebbishpalooza ’06

t.A.T.u. Offical Store, COMING SOON! SWEEEEET!

And bet you never voted in Russian before!

Darth Maul, employed!

Magnapop, huge in the Benelux countries!

Harry Dean Stanton, dirtball, crooner

Remember the scene in Summer School where they’re taking their final? (not pictured)

David Wells… do you remember the thumbcredible song that was playing durin it? It was called ‘Mind Over Matter’ and it was fargin sung by Dottie from Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure/Tommy Pickles/so effin bestest EG Dailey. D-lode like the wind, son!!

Add to the list of crap I should buy with my BlogAds money: The GCE Vectrex

Tell me you’ve seen the inning from the ’86 World Series reenacted in RBI Baseball [spnx Thinker]

‘leia probed in ass by droid‘, #45 and rising!

Catchy Tunes of Sweden

10 Best Internet Spoofs

Bid on Ex AC/DC Tour Bus

Polish Movie Posters

Find even more here AND buy some over on eBay

#9

Jay Maynard‘s Finnish equivalent [DataProcessor]

Jammer aint king of SHIT!

the scariest rectum u did ever see [NSFW]

Pinder & friend visit the army, fully clothed. Morale, and boners, hit an all time low

and

YES MA’AM! I’ll try me damndest to keep clean while tossing off all over yer hughmungoid chestazoid!!

THIS JUSS IN: Free NYC Franz Ferdinand Show Tomorrow Afternoon! Details HERE!

Pretty safe bet (like the Skins going to the NFC Championship next year, with Col Saunders) that I’m the only blozziggler out there under 29 years of age who last Sunday nite watched part 1 of 6 of PBS’ Masterpiece Theater‘s presentation of the newish BBC production of Charles’ Anti-Smite Dickintheasses’ Bleak House for the sole reason of feeding my Carey Mulligan obsession / compulsion by Calvin Clean. 98.7 percent of you probably still don’ts know who she is, cause either you didn’t see the KK the V’s Pride & P, or you did see it, but didn’t realize she was in it cause you were too wrapped up in Pikesville!! Well, 1 ep in, and not only is there mad CM cutie-pie screen time, but the effin production rocks more than pop rocks popping outta my cock that rocks!!! No doubt, since the BEEB also gaveth us the P & P mini-skirt/series with the one and only Mr Darcy, Colin Firthy RICH! Did I mention that Ewan McGregor’s uncle/WEDGE FROM STAR WARS was in it, and his character has the bestest name this side of Skandar Keynes, John Jarndyce?! It also stars that chick from The X-Files and Mona from My Summer of Love and Harry Pothead’s Uncle Vernon and many more, including this dude who’s like the British Crispin Glover. They’ll replay part 1 sometime before part 2 this Sunday, so check yer local listings and watch some dry boring British shit for change, eye gov’na? Anywho, I omitted one actor from the list above whom I love so dang much cause I wanted to do sum-tang special for him, and another bloke…

Thighs Wide Shut’s
SAG – HOF
(Screen Asshole Guild – Hall of Fame)
Inductees for 2006
UK/US
edish

Charles ‘Lets’ Dance & James ‘Bretton’ Woods
for eggcellence in screen assholeitude
as seen in such suchness as
Ali G Indahouse & The Golden Child
AND
Casino & Contact

Who you got for the ’07?

One more W Gary, and they may juss retire one of yer sweat-drained shirts when you retire!!

After peeping these snaps of B-Del-To as Che, me thinks the t-shirt image with some of that Conan lip shit woulda been a better casting choice. Not like it’s gonna be any good anylays, considering it’s the ex-Mrs Jules Asner’s project

On January 30, The Raconteurs (Jack White, Brendon Benson, and two other thugs) will release only 1k copies of their first single ‘Steady as She Goes’/’Store Bought Bones’. They should juss release one copy, and the internets will take care of the rest!!! [via Spin]

The love for Nelson never dies on Thighs: Nelson Detective Agency + bonus vid [via Drew Pict Hers]

89 Years of Vogue History… all dat hotness and still not as beatoffable as M’donna’s ‘Vogue’ video [via UMC & BM]

S T E E L E R B A B Y [via Crab Feast King]

fastr – a flickr game [via Met-i-cool]

Top Gun 2: Brokeback Squadron [vid via Daniel Brühl‘s stunt double]

The soap in the men’s bathroom at 60 Centre St smell like this. Justice may be blind, but last time I checked, they still had its sense of smell!!

And can you bee leave that Kayne West thinks he’s the second coming of Moses???? What, you didn’t see him on the latest cover of Highlights magazine? I guess you haven’t visited your local pediatrician or pediadentist’s office recently, eh? He may be a gold digger, but he aint a sea parter!!! Only C-Hes and his teeth are worthy of that!

Oh what, that cover too contra (up up down down left right left right B A select start) verse e al for ya? How bout the latest choice in Her Royal Thighness, Ms VI Warshawski??? Some claim she’s more chunky than Chunky A eating a box of Chunkys, or that her and Brian Pepper’s sister are lesbian lovers, but me donts care, cause me and my British da magic bomb shell are getting along swimmingly the english channel 4!!! We already have a nickname for the way we make love: Coyletus. And like the opposite of Trick Daddy [d-lode], the kids, love her!!

Hmm, photocorning my head on photos looks kinda fun. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!!!! ENTER OUR CONTEST OR BE FORCED TO READ ABOUT WHAT KIND OF POOP LINDSAY LOHAN HAD TODAY (corn poopie for the record) and EVERYDAY UNTIL HER BROTHER CODY STARTS TAKING FAMOUS DUMPS!!!