Thighs Wide Shut Thighs Wide Shut

Sunday, April 6

Peace of Matzah

Forks Out
to

John Charles Carter
aka
Charlton
'Moses
Judah Ben-Hur
Taylor
El Cid
Mike Vargas
Robert Neville
Detective Robert Thorn'

Heston

1923 - 2008

He finally did it. Probably had something to do with dropping 5 of those 15 commandments, but we forgive. Why? He is Moses and Moses is best so He is best, so get your stinking paws off of his guns you damn dirty democrats! but lettuce not remember El Man for all that NRA nonesense late in his life, cause Charlton Heston IS PEOPLE! and his teeth were the king of kings, even more kinger than Steve Harvey's. Oh my God, whatta a mad house! to sum up, Heston = BESTin

we have written, so let it be done

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breakdancer Frosty Freeze
Mr ICM
Austrian artist Mikl
manager of Barbara Cook (who?)
Stalin's oil dude
Kraftwerk drummer
inventor of the (British) package holiday
Israeli Film Academy's 2003 Lifetime Achievement Award winner
the mayor of Morgan Creek
Mr. Wildcat
UNLV's first prez
head of Editor & Publisher
a British ad man
& Elvis' second place standing