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Friday, April 4

Devlin Disguise


Cradle of Rock host Ryan Devlin

who?

cares

he's the
wurst
host
ever

worser than ryan seacrest

worster than ryan phillipppiie's ability to bone whatswithershername anymore

worstererer than southern mississippi w/o clarence weatherspoon

or uri geller at bendin' spoons

or uri geller getting the chance the bone sarah michelle gellar

or sarah jessica parker trying not to look like a horse

or ray parker jr getting his own parker bros game

weight
what are we talking about again?

oh yeah, the devil and max devlin's bastard son:

ryan devlins...



a d-bag to the crème de nth degree