Thighs Wide Shut

Ep 4: Pandora [trailer] was far by the hottiest and heaviest hittin of dem skins of Season 3 of Skins. and how could it not be with a ladies only pajama party going down in honor of Pandora’s b-day (and broken heart), complete with MDMA-laced brownies and an unsuspecting mother Xing her face off to Bon Jovi’s ‘Living On A Prayer’? but for those watching it on BBC America, you don’t get to hear BJ’s anthem cause apparently they didn’t feel like forking over the additional cash necessary for music clearances on the US broadcast, and that, coupled with the editing out of language and other ‘racy’ bits (+ the impatience of waiting a whole week for another ep) has led us to watch them st elsewhere, where else we can hear all the choice music that’s intended to accompany all the choice scenes (you also won’t get to hear Lily Allen’s ‘The Fear’ during our first girl-on-girl action and the usage of Kanye’s ‘Love Lockdown’ during a jaw dropping scene (don’t click this link if you haven’t watched this ep, plus you’ll probably not find it all that jaw dropping if you haven’t watch this season)

but now for mo pressing matters of hand love splatters…

going forward, we will force ourselves to pick a weekly winner in the Fitch(/Prescott) Twins sweepstakes, based on which one boated our float the floatest!

Emily(/Megan) got rather saucy, PDAing like mad with Danny, being a party monster by supplying the ecstasy, and proving that maybe she isn’t such a megabitch after all by making peace with Naomi and promising not to ‘fluff up‘ her ‘flange‘

buttttttttttttt, Emily(/Kathryn) easily wins the week by growing a set of balls and kissing the girl like she was Katy Perry AND Jill Sobule times 1423487

duh

so JJ, whatta you think of this off the kosher meat rack ep?

let it be known that a moon bounce is always a wise spot for any cinematic or TV lusting. see additional Emily + lady kissing in this ep and Betty & Louis’ bouncing on the moon in Revenge of the Nerds for further poof

dis juss in: MTV TO RUIN SKINS BY MAKING AN AMERICAN VERSION OF IT, set in our Bristol, Baltimore??? [Variety | Bal’mo Sun]. oy meh! yeah, we already have our doubts, since we doubt America can duplicate the racy spacey amazingcy of the thighly original series [our ♥ here for Season 1 & 2 & The Prescott Twins of 3]. we had the same bloody negative Yankee feelings before with a US version of their The Office, but them feelings were qwikly erased and it has since becum one of our mos flavorite shows on telly of balls thyme!!! besides HBO or Showtime, MTV does hactually seem like a logical choice and home for such teenage debauchery to air on, and you know that they’ll choose some delicious slutty-tastic ladies for us to fawn over for daze upon days, so lettuce hope for the breast, but prepare for the wurst. luckily Baltimore has their own football team now, so there won’t be any confusion when someone from the city sez they’re a Skins fan!

sprekin of season 3, Ep3: Thomas [trailer] waz some straight-up semi-gangsta shiz (rapping in French! more Gareth Keenan! & an Auntie who makes pot tea and scones!). herspecially loved the Thomas & Pandora hook-up. they remind we of a younger Kendra & Hank Baskett coupling (yes cause she’s loopy, and yes cause he’s black). cum to think of it, we loves anything that has to do with Pandora, even her constant vomiting

oft tu there bitch, ewes beaches!

half ah grape weakened avery wan!

Skins Ep 2 of Season 3 was straight off the meat rack. the Cook centric episode was over-Cook-ed to perfection, including, but certainly not limited to, Mackenzie Crook (Gareth Keenan)’s guest work on a… meat rack. our mind went wandering and wondering and wees were thinking second thoughts as to which of the Fitch/Prescott twins we liketh the mostestestest, and could possibly have the dishonor of sitting on the/our throne of Thighland for all thighternity

choosing this choosy choice is more frustrating than being a choosy Mom who doesn’t choose JIF!

we’ll come AND play
even if our name aint Danny!!

we’re totally havin a Siamese (twins wet) dream bout dem two!!!

last week we instantly fell for doormat/closet lezzie Emily/Kathryn, butt now we’ve also fallen under the trance and enchantment of her homophobic/pushed-up bra twinster Katie/Megan, her adorable lisp, and even morer adorabler chipmunk cheeks. cause you knows we loves the female chipmunks and their cheeks!!!!

we wanna pinch dem cheeks and then pinch ourselves for doing so

oye forkin vey!
we need a cold shower!!

dangs, this picking a which twin is the nit-shiz over the other is rather tuff stuff, and dan rather taxing on the brain, and on that other brain. got brain? we needs we a drink and a banana to think this one over and out

wait a millisecond
this aint even a contest

The Streets – ‘Fit But You Know It’

we went bananas for Skins Season 1 and bonkers for Season 2, but had our doubts about Season 3 [watch the wicked series tease], hispecially since they kicked out the old beloveded crüe (cept for effin cutiepie Effy Stonem) and brought in an entirely new crüe, but after watching the fartastic first ep of the new edition on BBC America, we’re hooked like Gummy is on Fat Sam’s junk. it doesn’t hurt that the lizadies are 111% more luscious jackson, herspecially the twin redheads, Katie & Emily Finch (played by twins Megan & Kathryn Prescott), although we’ve already picked sides (you had us at pre-shower wedgie) and are all for the shy, quiet ‘doormat’ Emily, who’ll have a go at being a lezzie this season! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah yeaaaah!! (plus based on the above K&E Finch link, looks like Kathryn retains the offscreen hotness a bit mo than her sistah does)

great googly moogly is she (and her sister) a-thru-z-dorable!!!

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Pee-Wee Herman to return to the stage!

DuckTales is awesome! [b3ta]

Sean Taylor hated fake punts

thighs.wide.shut? hardly

thiphone? it’s ‘thighphone’ you mo-rons [Paxkula Shaker]

f&ck this website

& we’d never turn the page on Page 3stress Amy G and her blowing bubbles [NSFW]