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07. Jan, 2005 
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– Productshopppe claims that Jay-Z, Danger Mouse, and a reunited Gang Of Four are all on board for Coachella ’05. I may have to start making my own chocolate-covered-frozen-bananas to prepare myself for the munchies-a-thon in the desert.
– Lohan lives for L7. And where have her boobs gone? [via SuperFishAll]
– Thighs Wide Shut, you’re #1 Google search from all things Lewis V Sills.
– Elton John quizzes The Archdukes (aka Franz Fizzlers) on their cock sizes.
– Flavor Flav ready to roll like Mario Van Peebs and go solo.
– Happy New Year, indeed!
– Having trouble finding an E-Card for that special occasion, like a miscarriage or a date rape? These folks are here to help! [via My Man Marvkus]
– Ron Howard better play ball, cause the last thing that anyone wants is to ruffle the feathers of the The National Organization For Albinism & Hypopigmentation.
– Apparently a lot of DC teams will be playing in RFK’s parking lot this year if Tony Kornheiser’s visions come true.
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– Pray you weren’t in any of these snaps of passed out people the day after some big party. [via CityRagDoll]
– Are these the worst superhero costumes of all time? I dunno, I stopped reading that crap when I learned how to masturbate.
– Toilet Brush Warning Wins Consumer Award
– If you put the three following Orlando Bloom movies into a blender, Lord of The Rings, Troy, and Pirates of the Caribbean, what would the mush pile look like? Probably something a lot like this. Hey, O Blo, you know you’re allowed to star in a movie that takes place in the 21st or 20th century, right?
– By the gay, do any of you alls jones for the days when a new LOTR came out each winter? I do, but Narnia may be the cure to our missing merriment and pippinment.
– And one last trailer, that’ll be sure to keep you from theaters sometime in ’05: Steve Martin in The Pink Panther. Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes! How dare they drag poor Turkish and Leon into this mess they somehow called ‘a movie’.
– If you evers get fed up with my lack of postingings during yer daily smudgery, please head on over to Pink Is The New Blog. Dude posts more than Gheorghe Muresan. I meant this Gheorghe Muresan.
– And you’ve all been such a lovely audience this week that you deserve a look at Her Current Royal Thighness, all ghetro ab fabbed out and stuff!
