We Are All Chuck Bass
we had no idea Gossip Girl was doing a cross-over episode with Ugly Betty, or that she was such a big fan of Lisa Loeb songs (wait, there’s more than one?)
in other nudes…
Connor Paolo is totally gay, but ‘gay’ as in ‘bright’ and ‘lively’, but not as in ‘Blake Lively’
‘leaving her on the floor and drawing a penis on her face‘
what’s the deal with Penn Badgley’s hair in John Tucker Must Die (he’s below all the pics of Jesse Metcalfe’s pecs)?
Ed Westwick and his eyebrows can currently be seen in Son of Rambow
Taylor Momsen has a little sister named Sloane, and she’s scared of Mel Gibson cause he’s leading the Fourth Reich
Michelle Trachtenberg is straight up gross. She looks like a raccoon. We’d actually rather eat head cheese than let her give us head and lick our frumunda cheese