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Friday, May 2

Make Believe It To Beaver

Mister Lonely
Off The Wall
Trailers & Mo


Ever imagine what would happen if Michael Jackson and Marilyn Monroe visited an old age home together? Or if Buckwheat and Shirley Temple played in a chicken coop? Or if Queen Elizabeth had sex with Pope John Paul II? Probably not, but then again you don't have the wondrous and twisted imagination that Harmony Korine has. Yeah, remember him, the wunderkind who wrote Kids (a movie we couldn't see as a Freshman in college because it was NC-17 and we hadn't turned 18 yet) and had his last painful effort Julien Donkey-Boy drop 9 years ago? Lettuce not dwell on what the hell he's been up to this past decade and instead celebrate his triumphant return to cinema with Mister Lonely, his ode to celebrity impersonators that could end up being the funniest movies of the year, which isn't produced by Judd Apatow, let alone have any jokes or gags in it

Diego Luna (the more dreamy Y tu Mama-er in our opinion) has enough trouble juss being himself, so by day he works the streets of Paris as a Michael Jackson impersonator. Although he's got the costumes and all the right MJ moves down pat, he doesn't speak the language and has trouble fitting in with the rest of society. That is until he crosses paths with a faux Monroe, played with heart-breaking bestness by Samantha Morton (is there any better set of eyes in acting today?), who whisks him away to a kooky, yet friendly neverland colony of other impersonators (Abe Lincoln, James Dean, the Three Stooges, Madonna, etc), which is run by Morton's husband, an asinine Charlie Chaplin mimic (their screen daughter is actually played by Morton's real life daughter Esme, who also has the same set of piercing eyes). In a seemingly unrelated side story, director Werner Herzog plays a priest guiding the light of a bunch of flying nuns (maybe they're Sally Field impersonators?). Wha?

So what do all these shenanigans add up to? On the surface it sounds like a movie that's weird juss for the sake of being weird, and in fact it is, but it's also one of the more brilliant films we've seen in quite awhile. Korine's movies are hard ones to recommend without reservations, but for those with an open mind, you'll find it to be earnest and endlessly hilarious, although we can't we still can't tell if it's intentional or not

Good Cover Version: what do Sophie Ellis Bextor, Elton John, Robbie Williams, Liam Gallagher, Phil Collins, Kylie, David Bowie, Bjork, Bono, Missy Elliot, George Michael, J-Lo, Paul McCartney, Craig David, Tom Jones, Keith Richards, Kurt Cobain, Rod Stewart, Meat Loaf, Cher, J Kay, Brian May, Mick Jagger Gary Numan and Jarvis Cocker all have in common? They're impersonators star and sing in Pulp's video for 'Bad Cover Version' [PulpWiki]

Recycled Linky Poo: we posted this a week or so ago, but now it's more apt... Who Korine would like to be

John Grisham's Jizzum (aka Verdict): Breast In Show


Son of Rambow
Kids Film The Darndest Things
Trailers & Mo


Apparently this is the year of overly cutesy movies about DIY filmmaking. Be Kind Rewind [TWS review] was the first out of the gate, but it couldn't elevate itself much beyond it's fly-arsed premise. Son of Rambow fairs a wee bit better, as it only tackles one homage instead of Gondry's not so sweet dozen or so sweding fest, but it too is far from perfect. Rambow centers on two misfits growing up in the 80s, a bully and a sheltered kid hailing from a deeply religious family, who strike up an unlikely partnership and eventual friendship (woah, didn't see that twist coming) by shooting their own take on the Sylvester Stallone classic. There has to be some drama thrown into the mix, so when other schoolmates join the sheltered kid on the set, much to the dismay of the bully, the two begin to drift apart. How it plays out is anyone's guess, and if yer not really good at guessing, you'll probably still guess correctly as to how it plays out. Regardless of its predictability, and under-usage of Ed Westwick (Gossip Girl's Chuck Bass) in a throw away role as the bully's brother, the look, feel and vibe of Hammer & Tongs (the dudes who made Hitchhiker's Guide and Blur's 'Coffee & TV' video)'s second joint will keep you satisfied enuff from shooting an arrow thru yer head with a ramBOW

Family Ties: the minor role of Danny is played by Sam Kubrick-Finney, son of Anya Kubrick, who's the daughter of Stanley. Here's a pic of young Danny with his ma [wiki]

John Grisham's Jizzum (aka Verdict): Jeepers Worth A Peepers


Redbelt
Martial Broken Law
Trailers & Mo


David Mamet and mixed martial arts. Doesn't sound like a match made in heaven on paper, and on film, it's a match made in limbo, as his latest, Redbelt is a mixed bag of martial artistry. His protagonist, Chiwetel Ejiofor (as always, perfectly chiwing up the scenery) is an honorable teacher of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, who, like mos Mamet characters, gets caught up in some sorta con game that throws him outta his element, and somehow involves Ricky Jay and his real-life wife Rebecca Pidgeon. The con is set up after Ejiofor saves Tim Allen's life (although we wish he saved the world from any more Santa Clause flicks), and then TA & his Hollywurst cronies coerce him into one of those UFCish tournaments that he'd rather have nothing to do with, cause you see, he's very honorable, and if we don't keep reminding you, the film will. The ride to the big dance is swift and striking, like a karate chop to the neck, but as soon as the final showdown begins, this baby turns into some D-grade Jean-Claude Van Damme junk. Enter the ring at your own risk

Off The Street Fighting Men: czech out the Street Sports Jiu Jitsu blog run by Mamet's own BJJ master, film consultant and bit actor Renato Magno

John Grisham's Jizzum (aka Verdict): Sum Merit But No Stinkin Badges


all three flicks open in limited release today

until next thyme the balcony is clothed...


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