Thighs Wide Music 2008

21. Dec, 2008 0 Comments

the bowel moment you haven’t been weighting fore:

Thighs Wides Shuts’
Tops Nines Albums
Wees Heards
This Years*
nine is the new vagina

* that’s 9 out of the total 13 albums we listened to this past year. yeah, we’re pretty far removed from the musiq seen these days. too many movies. too many boobies. and who has time to waste listening to hot new bands that will release one amazing album and follow it up with zero good albums (MGMT is the exception cause they rule wethinks/wehopes)? the 14 year old version of the Thigh Master would be so upset with today’s 89 year old Thigh Master. we used to know the names of songs. we also used to drink 3 Cokes and eat a whole giant bag of chips 3 hours before dinner and then eat a full dinner. the moral of the story? life is hammazin, regardless of age, it’s juss different, different like strokes can be, and when you’re young, eat chips and drink Coke as much as you can cause you never know when you’ll have time to overindulge like that again, let alone have time to discover new music when there are so many other distractions in this day and age like Mickey Rourke’s broken face, baby Suri’s haircut, Jillian Beyor’s rack, string cheese, and the NFL playoffs, even if your team’s already been eliminated cause the NFL can’t lose even more than Parker Lewis can’t

Â± it was released in France in 2007, but we weren’t in France in 2007, so don’t give us any grief or be an au bon pain in the arse

Tunses For Toonces

the only thing bad about cats is that they like food that smells like vagina

Another Way To Die – Jack White & Alicia Keys [d]
Black President – Nas [d]
Child In Time – Deep Purple [d]
(we 4got to include it on our bestest of 1970)
Delta Charlie Delta – Louis Garrel [d]
Disco Lies – Moby [d]
Don’t Go There – Neil Diamond [d]
Everyday It’s 1989 – Moby [d]
Ð‘ÐµÐ»Ñ‹Ð¹ ÐŸÐ»Ð°Ñ‰Ð¸Ðº – t.A.T.u. [d]
Going On – Gnarls Barkley [d]
Heaven For The Weather – The Streets [d]
Inner City Pressure – Flight of The Conchords [d]
Jizz In My Pants – The Lonely Island [d]
(which is like a low rent ‘Inner City Pressue’)
Legal Assassin – Anthony Stewart Head [d]
Lost! – Coldplay [d]
Low – Flo Rida ft T-Pain [d]
Mercy – Duffy [d]
Ooh Yeah – Moby [d]
Opening Theme Music – John Adams miniseries [d]
Rock El Casbah – Rachid Taha [d]
Smell Yo Dick – Riskay [d]
SOS – Pierce Brosnan [d]
Supernatural Superserious – R.E.M. [d]
The Return Of… – Supergrass [d]
The Switch and the Spur – The Raconteurs [d]
Time To Pretend – MGMT [d]
Walls – Beck [d]
Yes Man – Munchausen By Proxy [d]
You Me and the Bourgeoise – The Submarines [d]

and since we obviously don’t know shiz from shinola about today’s music we’ve decided to post our man Ashman (who’s a better looking young Josh Baskin)’s list o’ single hotness

I Woke Up Today – Port O’Brien
You – Atmosphere
Do The Panic – Phantom Planet
Hang On – Dr. Dog
Dying Is Fine – Ra Ra Riot
Use Somebody – Kings of Leon
Furr – Blitzen Trapper
Great Expectations – The Gaslight Anthem
Now I’m A Fool – Eagles Of Death Metal
Skinny Love – Bon Iver
Little Bit of Feel Good – Jamie Lidell
Gettin’ Up – Q-Tip
Brand New Start – Little Joy
I Need A Life – Born Ruffians
Two Ways Out – Darker My Love
Mr. Carter – Lil Wayne
Warwick Avenue – Duffy
I Was Made For You – She & Him
Sure Hope You Mean It – Raphael Saadiq
Soul On Fire – Spiritualized