Step Up 2 The Streets 410h Yeaaaaaah!!! Trailers & Mo
Had we never been entranced slightly amused by Step Up 1 [TWS review] you wouldn't be reading this right now. And if you never saw Step Up 1, you probably shouldn't bother with its sequel, which really has nothing to do with the first one, other than the locations and a brief dancing cameo by Channing Tatum (G.I. Joer Duke). The cast refresh for SU2TS is a good thing, although the faux Channing Tatum isn't as charming as the real thang, and going from Rachel Griffiths to this d-bag is beyond a Step DOWN. And the plot? Who cares when there's plenty o' gyratin' and ass-shakin' to be done (esp in that hot wet scene at the end), that's all nicely packaged in a PG-13 kinda way. This baby is (Balti)more or less the bestest/worstest dance sequel since Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo, even if it make about as much sense as Giuliani's presidential campaign. What more is there to say cept Briana Evigan > Jenna Dewan, duhvs!
we hope to see Evigan (who reminds us of a younger version of Lisa Sheridan) again and again
John Grisham's Jizzum (aka Verdict): sorta Jeepers Worth A Peepers, but only if you enjoyed SU#1
Cloverfield The Who Cares Which Project Trailers & Mo
85 minutes of shaky camera work is quite the assault on the eyes. But we'd choose that torture 4 zillion outta 4 zillion and 1 times instead of listening to the character 'Hud' babble on for any longer than 3 seconds. The special effected destruction of NYC was purty darn cool, but giving it the backseat to the perils of a few lameazoid twentysomethings was the wrong way to go. So what woulda been the right way? A film adaptation of the classic game Rampage. Not a total loss, cause we'd totally bang Odette Yustman in that hole in her shoulder. YUMM-O!!
John Grisham's Jizzum (aka Verdict): Sum Merit But No Stinkin Badges
Jawanmaker and wees have discovered something more fishy than your wife's poonany: has anyone ever seen American Gladiator Titan and 'comedian' Jay Mohr in the same room at the same time? Impossible, cause in fact they is the SAME PERSON! Think about it, or don't, but these pictures don't lie. Of course they don't, cause they're standing!
while the debate rages in a sorta Bobby Hebert rajun kinda way we're trying our breast to take on Crush in the same room with all of us at the same time!
the search is frynally over for the next Redskins coach and time will only tell how Zorny things will get so in the meantime lettuce enjoy these awful photoshops we found on thenetz
and from the dude who brought us 'My Bironas' comes 'Who The Hell Should I Hire?'
and here's a view to a killer photocrap we cobbled together in 8.3 seconds...
