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Projection Erections

21. Oct, 2012 1 Comment

Goldfinger‘s opening title sequence is the very first title sequence to enterÂ MoMAâ€™s collection,Â as a design work in its own right. Â DAMN RIGHT, YO!

scenes from the film were projected strategically onto hottieÂ Margaret Nolan‘s never quitting body. Â Nolan played Dink in the film. Â She had her ass slapped in one of the best ass slaps in movie history

designer and art director Robert BrownjohnÂ conceived, designed, and directed the title sequence. Â he also did the title sequence for theÂ preceding Bond flick -Â From Russia With Love

so what’s the next title sequence to make it into the MoMA? Â hmmm, how about anything Saul Bass ever done did???

related

– more photos from the title sequence set

-Â official Margaret Nolan Website

– IFC pickedÂ The 50 Greatest Opening Title Sequences of All Time

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Bonding Males

20. Mar, 2012 0 Comments

a composite image of the five top candidates (including ultimate choice George Lazenby, bottom right) to play James Bond in On Her Majestyâ€™s Secret Service, published in the October 11, 1968, issue of Life

each of the 007 hopefuls had to demonstrate kissing ability

after Anthony Rogers didn’t get the role, apparently he didn’t get another role EVER!!!

Robert Campbell about to lay a smooch onÂ France AngladeÂ [couldn’t figure out which IMDb profile was RC’s]

Hans De Vries‘Â turnÂ with Ms Anglade. Â Hans De Vries would make an awesome name for a BondÂ villain!!! Â De Vries actually played ‘Control Room Technician’ in You Only Live Twice

John RichardsonÂ was in it to chin it

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a bunch more of the published AND UNpublished photos from the 1967 casting session

and btw…

how figgity fine was/is thatÂ France Anglade broad????

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Quantum of Fapping

10. Nov, 2008 0 Comments

Bond movies = Bond Girls
and in our book
anyone in a Bond movie
can be a Bond Girl
and if you remember correctly
Bond = return of the fap

Camille

out with the olga and in with the newga!

can we borrow your clothing? our car juss hit a water buffalo

Olga Kurylenko
[NSFW]

Strawberry Fields
strawberry fields 4evagreen
we banged her, in the hall, with our lead pipe
Gemma Arterton

CIA Flight Attendant
we need her to attendant to our needzzzzzzz
Rachel McDowall

Perla de las Dunas Receptionist
the little tramp?
Oona Chaplin

Mr. White’s Girlfriend
ARC angel
Elizabeth Arciniega

Corinne
stana + our man marvkus = stana the man marvkus
Stana Katic

Gemma
we wanna be her land ROVERE!
Lucrezia Lante
della Rovere

Floria Tosca
YAN on JAN's BABAs!!
Karine Babajanyan

Ocean Sky Receptionist
her LAND is to be HAD
Sarah Hadland

Hirtenknabe
VELLA yes!
Katia Velletaz

Gift Bag Girl
lanz across america, and hands across lanz!
Karin Lanz

Dominic Greene
we wanna dive on his bell and let him butter fly... whatever that means
Mathieu Amalric

Mathis
4evagreen in blue jeans
Giancarlo Giannini

Producer &
Daughter of Cubby
we wanna stick our cockccoli in her broccoli
Barbara Broccoli

merry effin Veteran’s Stadium Day!
guess who be our mos flavroite Veteran?

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Never Say Fap Again

17. Nov, 2006 0 Comments

Domino Petachi

Kim Basinger

Fatima Blush

Barbara Carrera

Patricia
geee whiz, where's mr yuk when u need him!!
Prunella Gee

Lady in Bahamas
i want to pounce de leon!!
Valerie Leon

Maximilian Largo
that's NAMBLA love, actually
Klaus Maria Brandauer

Maximilian Largo’s Atari Arcade Casino

Double O snap, yo!

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FapFauxsino Royale

17. Nov, 2006 0 Comments

Vesper Lynd/007

Ursula Andress

Miss Goodthighs
all of my daughters go by this name
Jacqueline Bisset

The Detainer/007
we joined in the mile high club in the LAVI tory
Daliah Lavi

Agent Mimi/Lady Fiona McTarry
did it o-KERR to u that she's so fine, like veryfine juices?
Deborah Kerr

Mata Bond
i munch a bunch on mata's HAIRY vagina
Joanna Pettet

Meg
meg always brings out my white
Alexandra Bastedo

Moneypenny

Barbara Bouchet

Dr Noah/Jimmy Bond
if he'd bang his adopted daughter, then we all still have a chance with his wood, man!
Woody Allen

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