Thighs Wide Shut Thighs Wide Shut

Friday, November 17

Never Say Fap Again

Domino Petachi

Kim Basinger

Fatima Blush

Barbara Carrera

Patricia

Prunella Gee

Lady in Bahamas

Valerie Leon

Maximilian Largo

Klaus Maria Brandauer

Maximilian Largo's Atari Arcade Casino

Double O snap, yo!


# Never Say Fap Again

FapFauxsino Royale

Vesper Lynd/007

Ursula Andress

Miss Goodthighs

Jacqueline Bisset

The Detainer/007

Daliah Lavi

Agent Mimi/Lady Fiona McTarry

Deborah Kerr

Mata Bond

Joanna Pettet

Meg

Alexandra Bastedo

Moneypenny

Barbara Bouchet

Dr Noah/Jimmy Bond

Woody Allen


# FapFauxsino Royale

Fapino Royale w/Cheese

Vesper Lynd

Eva Green

Solange

Caterina Murino

Valenka

Ivana Milicevic

Hot Room Technician

Rebecca Gethings

Card Player #3

Diane Hartford

Ocean Club Receptionist

Christina Cole

French News Reporter

Félicité Du Jeu

Tennis Girl #2

Veronika Hladikova

Tennis Girl #1

Alessandra Ambrosio

James Fu%king Bond!!

Craig, Daniel Craig!!!


# Fapino Royale w/Cheese

Fap Another Day

Jinx

Halle 'Fred' Berry

Miranda Frost

Rosamund Pike

Peaceful Fountains of Desire

Rachel Grant

Air Hostess

Deborah Moore

Ice Palace Party Guest

Catherine Porter

Ice Palace Guest

Anna Edwards

Ice Palace Guest

Christine Hewett
Brea Tonnika

Verity

Madonna Louise Ciccone

Gustav Graves

Toby Stephens


# Fap Another Day

The Fap Is Not Enough

Elektra King

Sophie Marceau

Dr Christmas Jones

Denise Richards

Dr Molly Warmflash

Serena Scott Thomas

Julietta the Cigar Girl

Maria Grazia Cucinotta

Girl in Casino

Judith Shekoni

Verushka

Nina Muschallik

Bull

Goldie Hawn


# The Fap Is Not Enough

Thursday, November 16

Tomorrow Never Faps

Professor Inga Bergstrom

Cecilie Thomsen

Paris Carver

Teri Hatcher

Wai Lin

Michelle Yeoh

Beth Davidson

Nadia Cameron-Blakey

Henry Gupta

Ricky Jay


# Tomorrow Never Faps

GoldenFap

Natalya Fyodorovna Simonova

Izabella Scorupco

Xenia Onatopp

Famke Janssen

Irina

Minnie Driver

Girl in Casino

Kate Gayson

Caroline

Serena Gordon

Miss Moneypenny

Samantha Bond

M

Dame Judi Dench

Boris Grishenko

Alan Cumming


# GoldenFap

License to Fap

Lupe Lamora

Talisa Soto

Pam Bouvier

Carey Lowell

Della Churchill

Priscilla Barnes

Loti

Diana Lee Hsu

Franz Sanchez

Robert Davi


# License to Fap

The Living Faplights

Kara Milovy

Maryam d'Abo

Rubavitch

Virginia Hey

Linda

Kell Tyler

Miss Moneypenny

Caroline Bliss

Necros

Andreas Wisniewski

Rosika Miklos

Julie T Wallace


# The Living Faplights

View To A Fap

May Day

Grace Jones

Stacey Sutton

Tanya Roberts

Pola Ivanova

Fiona Fullerton

Jenny Flex

Alison Doody

Kimberly Jones

Mary Stavin

Pan Ho

Papillon Soo Soo

Bon, Simon Le Bon

Bon, Simon Le Bon


# View To A Fap

Fap2Pussy

Octopussy

Maud Adams

Magda

Kristina Wayborn

Penelope Smallbone

Michaela Clavell

Bianca

Tina Hudson

Midge

Cherry Gillespie

Kamal Khan

Louis Jourdan

Vijay

Vijay Amritraj


# Fap2Pussy

Wednesday, November 15

For Your Thighs Fap Only

Melina Havelock

Carole Bouquet

Countess Lisl von Schlaf

Cassandra Harris

Bibi Dahl

Lynn-Holly Johnson

Rublevich

Eva Reuber-Staier

Flower Shop Employee

Robbin Young


# For Your Thighs Fap Only

Moonfaper

Holly Goodhead

Lois Chiles

Corinne Dufour

Corinne Clery

Manuela

Emily Bolton

Venini Glass Tourguide

Anne Lonnberg

Venini Glass Receptionist

Irka Bochenko

Lady Victoria Devon

Françoise Gayat

Dolly, Jaws' Bizatch

Blanche Ravalec


# Moonfaper

The Spy Who Faped Me

Anya Amasova
(Agent XXX)

Barbara Bach

Naomi

Caroline Munro

Log Cabin Girl

Sue Vanner

Felicca

Olga Bisera

Jaws

Richard Kiel


# The Spy Who Faped Me

The Man With
The Golden Fap

Mary Goodnight

Britt Ekland

Andrea Anders

Maud Adams

Saida

Carmen du Sautoy

Nick Nack

Tattoo


# The Man With
The Golden Fap

Live & Let Fap

Solitaire

Jane Seymour

Rosie Carver

Gloria Hendry

Miss Caruso

Madeline Smith

Baron Samedi

The 7-Up Guy


# Live & Let Fap

Diamonds Are For Faping

Tiffany Case

Jill St. John

Plenty O'Toole

Lana Wood

Marie

Denise Perrier

Bambi & Thumper
Mr Wint & Mr Kidd

Lola Larson & Trina Parks
Bruce Glover & Putter Smith


# Diamonds Are For Faping

Tuesday, November 14

On Her Fapesty's
Secret Cervix

Tracy di Vicenzo

Diana Rigg

Nancy

Catherina von Schell

Ruby Bartlett

Angela Scoular

George Lazenby's ruffles

Costume Design by
Marjory Cornelius


# On Her Fapesty's
Secret Cervix

You Only Fap Twice

Aki

Akiko Wakabayashi

Kissy Suzuki

Mie Hama

Ling

Tsai Chin

Helga Brandt

Karin Dor


# You Only Fap Twice

Thunderfap

Dominique 'Domino' Derval

Claudine Auger

Fiona Volpe

Luciana Paluzzi

Patricia Fearing

Molly Peters

Paula Caplan

Martine Beswick

Mademoiselle La Porte

Maryse Guy Mitsouko


# Thunderfap

Goldfaper

Jill Masterson

Shirley Eaton

Tilly Masterson

Tania Mallet

Pussy Galore

Honor Blackman

Bonita

Nadja Regin

Dink

Margaret Nolan


# Goldfaper

From Russia With Fap

Tatiana Romanova

Daniela Bianchi

Zora

Martine Beswick

Vida

Aliza Gur


# From Russia With Fap

Ian Faping's Dr No

Honey Ryder

Ursula Andress

Sylvia Trench

Eunice Gayson

Miss Taro

Zena Marshall


# Ian Faping's Dr No

Monday, November 13

Praise Jeebus

or whatever messiah convinced Joe Gibbs to make this long overboo move of moves


[WaPo fo mo]

who cares if he's actually good, anything is better than...

First down: Flat pass, 3-yard loss
Second down: Flat pass, 9-yard loss
Third down: Flat pass, 9-yard gain -- 12 less than needed
To recap: Three passes, three completions, minus-3 yards
[WashTies]

and in pumping irony news... look who was the player spotlighted on Redskins.com, wheneth I logged on



i is mainly so dang happy cause now I no longer have to root for Boo-nell's on-field decapitation and/or murder


# Praise Jeebus

Brokedown Palance

Peace The Fork Out
to
the slickest
father of The Omen nanny
who could do
one-armed push-ups AND win Oscars
sell antifreeze
like it was nobody's bidness
and drink 'n yell solo
better than Han
Volodymyr 'Walter Jack Palance' Palahniuk

1919 - 2006

I hate the ye olde westerns so I've never seen any of the three films you were Oscar nominated for (yes, including City Slickers or its sequel), but you did scare the living poop outta me week after weak as host of the '80s, and thus not Dean Cain version, version of Ripley's Believe It Or Not, which is screamin to be released on DVD. You had one of the illiestist voices around, and you were in a ton of crappy movies from the late 80s on, so in yer gr8 name (which minus a few letters in yer last name, is the same as mine) Netflix these like the wind...




also PTFO to Gerald Levert, Shea 'Ghetto' Stadium, and to the Redskins season (now you know why I didnt make mention of that FLUKE last Sunday), UNLESS they make the right move and start Jason Campbell, which I've been basically callin for since week 2!!

and 60 Minutes does Ed Bradley proper, includin Andy Rooney

and to turn them frowns upside down, like wees was Lionel Kiddie City (where I once was caught stealing 90210 trading cards from)...

in honor of Borat's 2nd week as king of the box office, despite several lawsuits, and the auctioning of the Back To The Future II hoverboard, here lies Borat's, by far, mos memorable appearance on US television: learning how to make a bed with Martha Stewart


and to any Anglophile out there or fans of fancy Cup O Noodles, tits time to rejoice cause...

Wagamama Boston Opening Spring 2007

and if that wasn't enuff for ya, get yer own uncut copy of Little Superstar: The Movie, or whatever tis called!

spank yous HotBoxPizzaFan#1, Chillary G, TMZ, and Ben Silverbreakdancin Machine


# Brokedown Palance