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Monday, November 13

Brokedown Palance

Peace The Fork Out
to
the slickest
father of The Omen nanny
who could do
one-armed push-ups AND win Oscars
sell antifreeze
like it was nobody's bidness
and drink 'n yell solo
better than Han
Volodymyr 'Walter Jack Palance' Palahniuk

1919 - 2006

I hate the ye olde westerns so I've never seen any of the three films you were Oscar nominated for (yes, including City Slickers or its sequel), but you did scare the living poop outta me week after weak as host of the '80s, and thus not Dean Cain version, version of Ripley's Believe It Or Not, which is screamin to be released on DVD. You had one of the illiestist voices around, and you were in a ton of crappy movies from the late 80s on, so in yer gr8 name (which minus a few letters in yer last name, is the same as mine) Netflix these like the wind...




also PTFO to Gerald Levert, Shea 'Ghetto' Stadium, and to the Redskins season (now you know why I didnt make mention of that FLUKE last Sunday), UNLESS they make the right move and start Jason Campbell, which I've been basically callin for since week 2!!

and 60 Minutes does Ed Bradley proper, includin Andy Rooney

and to turn them frowns upside down, like wees was Lionel Kiddie City (where I once was caught stealing 90210 trading cards from)...

in honor of Borat's 2nd week as king of the box office, despite several lawsuits, and the auctioning of the Back To The Future II hoverboard, here lies Borat's, by far, mos memorable appearance on US television: learning how to make a bed with Martha Stewart


and to any Anglophile out there or fans of fancy Cup O Noodles, tits time to rejoice cause...

Wagamama Boston Opening Spring 2007

and if that wasn't enuff for ya, get yer own uncut copy of Little Superstar: The Movie, or whatever tis called!

spank yous HotBoxPizzaFan#1, Chillary G, TMZ, and Ben Silverbreakdancin Machine


# Brokedown Palance