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Spectrefapping

06. Nov, 2015 2 Comments

every femaleÂ that appears in a Bond movie is a Bond Girl, and so here be…

the Bond Girls of Spectre

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LÃ©a Seydoux

Madeleine Swann

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Monica Bellucci

Lucia

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Stephanie Sigman

Estrella

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Adriana Paz

Mexican Woman in Lift

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Brigitte Millar

Vogel

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Noemi Krausz

Snowboarder #1

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Marie Fee Wohlmuth

Snowboarder #6

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Lili Epply

Snowboarder #7

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Lara Parmiani

L’Americain Manager

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Jill Buchanan

London Business WomanÂ

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Leila Elbahy

Business Woman PasserbyÂ

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Neve Gachev

Clinic Patron

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Yumiko Hanasaka

Whitehall Commuter

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Rogers Leona

Business woman

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Joanne Manchester

Business Woman

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Conny Sharp

Corpse BrideÂ

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Ruolan Zhang

Clinic VIP Guest

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Sid Man

Boss, Palazzo meeting

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Skyfap

07. Nov, 2012 4 Comments

yep, a new Bond movie (Skyfall) = a new set of Bond girls to fap to!

Eve

Naomie Harris

SÃ©vÃ©rine

BÃ©rÃ©nice Marlohe

Clair Dowar MP

Helen McCrory

Vanessa (M’s Assistant)

Elize du Toit

Bond’s Beach Lover

Tonia Sotiropoulou

Floating Dragon Cashier

Yennis Cheung

M’s Inquiry Assistant

Dominique Anne Jones

Commuter (uncredited)

Amber Elizabeth

London Whitehall Commuter (uncredited)

Senem Temiz

(uncredited)

Nichola Fynn

Silva

Javier Bardem

Q

Ben Whishaw

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Quantum of Fapping

10. Nov, 2008 0 Comments

Bond movies = Bond Girls
and in our book
anyone in a Bond movie
can be a Bond Girl
and if you remember correctly
Bond = return of the fap

Camille

out with the olga and in with the newga!

can we borrow your clothing? our car juss hit a water buffalo

Olga Kurylenko
[NSFW]

Strawberry Fields
strawberry fields 4evagreen
we banged her, in the hall, with our lead pipe
Gemma Arterton

CIA Flight Attendant
we need her to attendant to our needzzzzzzz
Rachel McDowall

Perla de las Dunas Receptionist
the little tramp?
Oona Chaplin

Mr. White’s Girlfriend
ARC angel
Elizabeth Arciniega

Corinne
stana + our man marvkus = stana the man marvkus
Stana Katic

Gemma
we wanna be her land ROVERE!
Lucrezia Lante
della Rovere

Floria Tosca
YAN on JAN's BABAs!!
Karine Babajanyan

Ocean Sky Receptionist
her LAND is to be HAD
Sarah Hadland

Hirtenknabe
VELLA yes!
Katia Velletaz

Gift Bag Girl
lanz across america, and hands across lanz!
Karin Lanz

Dominic Greene
we wanna dive on his bell and let him butter fly... whatever that means
Mathieu Amalric

Mathis
4evagreen in blue jeans
Giancarlo Giannini

Producer &
Daughter of Cubby
we wanna stick our cockccoli in her broccoli
Barbara Broccoli

merry effin Veteran’s Stadium Day!
guess who be our mos flavroite Veteran?

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007, Barbara Broccoli, Bond Girl, Bond Girls, Elizabeth Arciniega, fap, Gemma Arterton, Giancarlo Giannini, James Bond, Karin Lanz, Karine Babajanyan, Katia Velletaz, Lucrezia Lante della Rovere, Mathieu Amalric, Olga Kurylenko, Oona Chaplin, Rachel McDowall, Sarah Hadland, Stana Katic

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Never Say Fap Again

17. Nov, 2006 0 Comments

Domino Petachi

Kim Basinger

Fatima Blush

Barbara Carrera

Patricia
geee whiz, where's mr yuk when u need him!!
Prunella Gee

Lady in Bahamas
i want to pounce de leon!!
Valerie Leon

Maximilian Largo
that's NAMBLA love, actually
Klaus Maria Brandauer

Maximilian Largo’s Atari Arcade Casino

Double O snap, yo!

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FapFauxsino Royale

17. Nov, 2006 0 Comments

Vesper Lynd/007

Ursula Andress

Miss Goodthighs
all of my daughters go by this name
Jacqueline Bisset

The Detainer/007
we joined in the mile high club in the LAVI tory
Daliah Lavi

Agent Mimi/Lady Fiona McTarry
did it o-KERR to u that she's so fine, like veryfine juices?
Deborah Kerr

Mata Bond
i munch a bunch on mata's HAIRY vagina
Joanna Pettet

Meg
meg always brings out my white
Alexandra Bastedo

Moneypenny

Barbara Bouchet

Dr Noah/Jimmy Bond
if he'd bang his adopted daughter, then we all still have a chance with his wood, man!
Woody Allen

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