Thighs Wide Shut

we won’t ever stop


cause we’ll ’til never get enuff

Drunk 4-Year-Old Steals Christmas Presents

balls!

Farrell’s [beware the catchy audio], why did you ever leave the Wheaton Mall, as well as abandon most of yer locations?

BLACK HAIR?#$?!#?@?@#?#@#@!## what the bedknobs and vrooooomsticks Katty Kat (not Megan you idjiots) Prescott??

didja at least keep yer nether regions dyed fire crotch red??

OK, we’re over it. and how could we not, we’re Mr Prescott!!

and we can still lookss at otros recent purty pictures of you!!!

mo pickzels from the wrap party

mo Skinsies picsey dust in FHM

Season 4 of Skins starts up in January 2010
thanks in advance to all the Britons who will upload the AVIs
for our spewing pleasure!

your kid could be the next Slumdog Zillionaire!

sorry we’ve been so lax on Skins recaps and Prescott/Fitch twins lovings, but that doesn’t mean we’ve stop lovings. NEVERS!!!!!!

f%ck yeah, Kathryn Prescott!

f%ck yeah, Megan Prescott!

+ spoilers (in text form) from Series 4, including the fact that Emily and Katie will not share an episode!!!

+ Skins FTW

+ Skins Girls Daily

+ OMGSkins

or is he not?

Skins Season Three, Episode 7: JJ [trailer]

what an incredible f%cking episode!! we’ve seen all of Season Three and this juss may be our mos flavorite of the lot. yes, even more so than the one revolving around the Fitch Twins, which will be reviewed in the cuming weeks. JJ (or ‘Gay J’ as he’s affectionately called by friends and enemies alike) is a total dweeb and a half and 3/4s (he’s like Jesse Eisenberg but even less sexy and more annoying than Eisbenberg’s Pepsi sister Hallie Kate), but after sitting on the sidelines for several eps, letting Cook, Freddie and Effy toy with his emotions and take advantage of his kindness, he’s mad as hell and he aint gonna takes its no mo!! there’s too much goody good gumdropedness abound to spill the beans on any of it, and if you don’t even know who JJ is in the first place then you bestest get yer priorities straight and starting watching Skins from the beginning. seriously folk musicians, this is a show not to be missed. we means, besides maybe The Office or Twin Peaks, have you ever seen us so heels over head for a TV show? and do you think we’d lead you astray or ashtray?

anywho, without further ado about Bob McAdoo…

This Week In Fitch/Prescott Twins Action Jackson Award

so who be the one?

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥Emily/Kathryn♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

or

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥Katie/Megan♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

this week’s action was harder to call than calling Arsenio Hall collect when he’s sleeping on a couch in the middle of a street!!! Emily was the opening line’s early favorite, esp after last week’s carpetmunching/bagging, but did you see that shot above of Katie riding a certain someone???

m’yes, that was lovely bones and all, and it did score her some bonus boner points, but we have to give the edge to skinner and bones Ems

so Ms Emily Fitch, how does that make you feel?

(buy this animated gif on a shirt! or a skateboard! if only! techmology aint there yet for animated gif clothing, but hopefully one day it willss!!!)

er, um, OK E-gal. then why don’t you tell us if you want to have sex with girls or not…

Emily: I want to have sex with girls.

JJ: Right.

Emily: Yeah. I like girls. I like sex with girls. I like their rosy lips, their hard nipples, bums, soft thighs. I like tits and fanny, you know? There. I’ve said it.

wooooooooooooooah! you had us at ‘I‘

and Gay J had you at boob grab!!
which was followed by

a boob flash!!!!! with no actual onscreen boobs :(

which was followed later in the ep
with more Emily boob grabs!!!!

O MY SWEET LORD and CHILD O’ MINE!!

Skins Season Three, Episode 6: Naomi [trailer]

Besides a bit of the olde Ass2Ass, Freddie’s ep hasn’t eggzactly lingered in our minds. Luckily Naomi’s turn has. Why?

two wet girls sit by a campfire, shotgunnin a joint, followed by heavy necking & petting & other fun stuff

FRICKKIN AWESUM!!

yeah, and it was all filmed with absolute care & classs
(this bike ride is so precious)
and no show of a$$
but(t) again with the undressing wedgie!

oh Ems!!!!

but that aint all folks
cause pure bestness doesn’t hinge only on
women doing each other!

S3:E6 also broughts
– the fear and the self-loathing of the bearded Irish teacher
– the pomp and circumstance of Cook Guevara’s campaign
– Cookie netting another one of our lady friends
– hand holding and crying thru a doggie door
– more sweet girl with girl stuff
– did we mention wet girls?
(don’t fret ladies, there was a bit of man-a$ in the ep)

OK kiddies, time once again evigan to play the game that no one’s been talking about:

This Week In Fitch/Prescott Twins Action Jackson Award

so, who?

Katie/Megan, whose funbags (and the rest of her fly self for that matter) got ZERO close-up action. ZER-O!?!???!?

in an episode where her closeted twin sister tears off the closet doors!!! don’t you think if that happened to your twin sister that you’d at least make a facial expression worthy of a single close-up????

therefore
and therefive
this is
NO CONTEST!!!

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥Emily/Kathryn♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

esp since it’s the first time we’ve seen her smile
and it’s a smile for miles!

+ these other assorted adorablenessness