Thighs Wide Shut

Mary Elizabeth Winstead (aka MEW) totally makes me want to live free and die with a hard on

[mo snapsz]

James Gandolfini Shot By Closure-Seeking Fan

The Cyclone turned 80, and you didn’t, jerks!

Cuthbest gets her hands dirty

Princess Di was once hungry like a wolf for Bon, Simon LeBon

Shawn Edwards to play D.L. Hughley in a biopic called On The DL

Love Actually cutie patootie extraordinaire Martine McCutcheon finally gets employed. No more dole for her, unless of course, she decides to take me and Lucy Pinder up on that offer to recreate the NSFW champagne titties scene from Wild Things, but instead of the bubbly, we’d use a tin of Dole pineapple juice instead!

Spencer Elden, aka the baby on Nirvana’s Nevermind cover, is all growns up

[Wiki/Spakula Shaker]

101 things all sports fans must experience before they die

how do you take yer Bialystock? With Bloom or ala Starosielce?

animated gifs galore of some Indian actress dancin on a beach

Why are public toilet seats always ‘U’ shaped?

zero bids for a Robin Williams Smiling Life Mask Cast from Bicentennial Man? Oh the humanity!!

internal vaginal casts

this guy is serious [NSFW]

and from Seoul Brotha #1/Jew of the East…

a lil taste from the first day of Indy 4 shooting!!!

it’s been almost 6 months since we first/last uddered Mary Elizabeth Winstead’s tri-reffic name

Hollywurst keeps choosen’ & losin’ with their lamer than lame idears: Pacey as Fletch F Fletch AND the African-American Big Chill

who knew that Mark Paul Gosselaar was married, had a kid and long hair? Hell, I’m juss glad that he’s still alive

Netlix goes live on location again this summer, and I guess, based on the awfulness that was the Kevin Costner Band rockin at the Field of Dreams last year, they’ve lined up even mo awfuler actor bands, such as Dennis Quaid and the Sharks, The Bacon Bros, and da Bruce Willis Blues Band.

for del ladies: Jude Law’s junk [NSFW]

have lunch with Darrell Green and his smile!

Sarah’s Ballgown from Labyrinth

How to make meatshorts for Dick Cheney or your friends

What’s the origin of the question mark?

Someone in this room…

our newest mos flavorite NFLer: Ah You! [Jewanicure]

I’m also looking forward to seeing Dave’s reaction

Chicken Fried Bacon Strips!

and this Mich-a-gun cop who ODed on pot brownies story was apparently so darn good that two diff peeps sent me the item, in two diff news reports…

Bobby
The Pursuit of Sappyness
Trailer

Bobby is director/actor/Charlie Sheen’s brother Emilio Estevez’ love song to Robert F Kennedy and the turbulent era that he was the new voice of. More importantly, it reunites The Mighty Ducks‘ coach with his star player Charlie Conway, aka Pacey, aka Josh Jackson. While I golf clap EE’s earnest attempt at creating a Robert Altmanesque bazillion character crossover joint, taking place at LA’s Ambassador Hotel on June 6th, 1968, the date of RFK’s assassination, this joint will only light the hearts of anyone who’s 45 years or older.

The main problem that I had with the film is that I couldn’t care less than two shits (maybe even one) about said bazillion characters roaming around the hotel, talking about The Graduate, Warhol’s soup cans, and even tripping on acid with Ashton Krunchyner. If you name yer film Bobby, then there should be nothing but. Maybe I’m juss spoiled after takin in the bestness that was JFK, Nixon, and sure, why not, Dick. Luckily the brothers Weinstein forced a lot o archival footage of RFK into the film cause had they not, this woulda been a bigger cheesefest and disaster than last summer’s Poseidon [TWS.org’s review]. The other issue I have with this flick is how do you cast the NSFW goodlyness of Sharon Stone, Demi Moore, Heather Graham, Helen Hunt, Svetlana Metkina, Joy Bryant, and Her Former Royal Thighness Lohag, and the only nudity we get is Shia Where’stheLeBeouf‘s arse cheeks?

Unsatisfied with this?: Netflix The Assassination of Richard Nixon [TWS.org review | trailer & mo]

Possible Porno Name: the Spanish classic Bob y Kneel

IMDb Sweeney: in the ’74 TV movie The Missiles of October, Martin Sheen portrayed RFK to William Devane’s JFK, even though Devane looks more like Bobby, but Sheen nine years later got his due and portrayed Jack in the ’83 miniseries Kennedy, but nothing tops David Kobzantsev, who has now stepped into the shoes of assassin Sirhan Sirhan TWICE!

1nce Bitten, 4eva Smitten: with future sex-kitten Mary Elizabeth Winstead

Apt MPupil3: ‘Don’t Worry, Be Happy‘ [d] by BOBBY McFerrin

John Grisham’s Jizzum (aka Verdict): Sum Merit But No Stinkin Badges

until next thyme, the balcony is clothed…