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She & Him,
From India To The Scheyer

28. Apr, 2011 1 Comment

beyond beauty

foto removed :(

beyond beast

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Duke Sucks, India Reynolds, Jon Scheyer, Scheyer, Scheyer Face

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Round Up The Unusual Suspects

04. May, 2010 0 Comments

taser tag, you’re it!

All Posts, Photochops, Sports

Cosby, Jennifer Garner's Mouth, Jon Scheyer, Jughead, Marvkus, Melting Nazi Face, Mr Yuk, Scheyer, Scheyer Face, The Kid, YTMND

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FTWurst!!!!!

06. Apr, 2010 2 Comments

2010 – Duke sucks
2009 – UNC rapes Detroit, terrorists win
2008 – Chalk, The Line
2007 – Noah’s bArk
2006 – That One Shining Moment
2005 – What The Fark
2004 – Fans start fires, overturn cars/UConn claims title [TWS]
2002 – Garyland

FTBestest:Â Mo Rocca learns how to play basketball

All Posts, Sports

CBS Sunday Morning, Duke Sucks, Jon Scheyer, March Madness, Scheyer, Scheyer Face

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New HumpScheyer

04. Mar, 2010 0 Comments

this might be our most flavroite group of Twerps of balls thyme

speaking of balls + Scheyer’s mug…

All Posts, Sports

Duke Sucks, Jon Scheyer, Scheyer, Scheyer Face, Terps

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Scheyer Face The Nation II

19. Mar, 2009 0 Comments

remember Scheyer Face The Nation I? you didn’t ask for it, but boy are you gonna get it: ROUND II!!!

nuttin beats an animated gif, besides duke losing

more gay than queen

even more gayer than queen

even more morer gayer than queen

not even annie leibowitz could make him beautiful

she ruined our last name

have yer cake and beat it too

plane humor is tricky these days, but this works

scheyer's sisters. no joke

brawn in 60 seconds

the real mutt williams

this one was all too easy

lol!!!

shirt tales

land of 1,000 lap dances

kinda want to see the original pic of this

coach gay and his prized poopil

scheyer face needs to go underground and stay there

six fags

READ SAUCE ON PASTA!!!

babies are so smart

can i help you?

the only thing worse than duke is baseborings

step up 3

teddy roosevelt is turning over in his grave

outer faces from outer space

long live sheldon

with much help and luv to the Turtle Sports Report!

now shut up!

seriously, shut it you jerks!!

and play!

GRAY-BEST!!!

go TERPS (and Mizzou)!!!

we miss the olde Testudo logo

All Posts, Sports, Thighlarious

Animated Gifs, Duke Sucks, Jon Scheyer, Scheyer, Scheyer Face, Terps

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Movie Reviews

January 23rd, 2020

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mo quick hitz! The Lighthouse Bless you Robert Eggers.Â You know how to strike a mood, and give us the heebie jeebies.Â In making a movie about two Lighthouse keepers not keeping sane, you drove us insane, and made quite the pretty picture in the process.Â It felt like watching a full-length, b&w version […]

January 14th, 2020

Rian’s Hopeless

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caught up on a lot of movies.Â no time to devote full diatribes – so quick hitz! Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Skywalker works because it wasn’t The Last Jedi.Â You really screwed the pooch Rian Johnson.Â Can’t blame J.J. for trying to right/write the ship when he was handed a mess and […]

December 16th, 2019

Hair Goes The Neighborhood

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Uncut Gems Sterling, Sharp Official Site | Trailers & Mo R | 134 min This isn’t one of those Adam Sandler movies where he gets hit in the balls for laughs.Â It’s the kind where he gets his balls stomped on. YOU GO SANDLER!!!Â YOU GO GET YOUR BALLS STOMPED ON!!!Â Why don’t you go […]

November 27th, 2019

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The Irishman Unionfellas Official Site | Trailers & Mo R | 210 min There is MUCH to praise about Marty’s latest grand spicy meatball (unbelievable sets and costumes!Â DeNiro is best when he is quiet!Â Pacino is even bester when he’s loud!Â And dancing with women!! Â Tommy The Tit IS the tits!!Â Lums!!!Â that’s what […]

November 20th, 2019

The George Michael Worrywart Machine

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Last Christmas Wham! Bam! Mostly No Thank You Ma’am? Official Site | Trailers & Mo PG-13 | 103 min For 18/19ths of this movie (which I brought an infant in a stroller to!!!Â BEST DAD EVER), I was like, this is worse than a Hallmark Christmas movie!!!!Â THERE’S NOT EVEN A SINGLE GAZEBO IN THIS […]

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Hotties

November 18th, 2020

Tatooine Desert Fox

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Star Wars is stagnant, but there is a new hope, if only they went down a path that looked more like this… Kalinka Fox

August 26th, 2020

Brazilian Wax Poetic

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Brazilian models pose during the IZOD IndyCar World Championship Sao Paulo Indy 300 race, April 29, 2012

July 27th, 2020

The de Havilland

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104 years was not nearly enough Olivia de Havilland for this world.Â we needed 208.Â miss you tons Olivia de Havilland.Â miss saying your name knowing that you were still with us.Â we will always and forever say your name, and in that way, you will always and forever be with us Olivia de Havilland […]

January 27th, 2020

Former vs Ladder

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Pin Up Models at Miami Fire College by Bunny Yeager, 1955 [GMG]

January 17th, 2020

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I’ll have what she’s not wearing

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Best of

March 10th, 2020

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thighs wide is SIXTEEN years shut!!!!!Â (turned sweet 16 on March 8th!) I just don’t know how to quit me.Â do you? (note â€“ each picture below is clickable and will take you to its own magical place) Daphne Zucchini Bread Do Believe The Hyphen Steve Carlton Fisk Orange Crushed Youâ€™ve Reached the Office of […]

February 7th, 2020

The 2019 Thighsmans

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we named theÂ breastest movies of the beastest of the 2019 and now, for the only awards that matterâ€¦ SEXtenth Anal Thighs Wide Movie Awards aka THE THIGHSMANS!!! _ Greatest Righting of A Wrong In A Movie Franchise EVER in The Rise of Skywalker when they like, hey Rose, want to join us on this […]

February 3rd, 2020

Thighs Wide Movies 2019

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Seven 2019 Films That Were More Pitch Perfect Than Jerry Blevins! 1) Midsommar Something wicker man this way comes!!! 2) Ad Astra it space races your heart! 3) Joker apparently never posted a review here, but this will have to do the @jokermovie is easily the best Batman related movie ever made. come for the […]

January 1st, 2020

This Is List â€“ 2020

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there is nothing I look forward to more than compiling our annual goodbye to last year’s trends and hello to this year’s puns. The Washington Post is more professional at this sorta thing, but maybe you’re not into the whole brevity thing… OUT IN Adam Gase’s Gaze – Adam Driver, Driver – TikTok – […]

March 8th, 2019

Fifteen Nifteen

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thighs wide is FIFTEEN years shut – TODAY!!!!!Â (somehow we skipped documenting fourteen, but fourteen is always an odd age)Â we’ve finally gotten our learner’s permit, and let me permit you to see some of the crap we crapped here over the past year of cheers and fears! (note – each picture below is clickable […]

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