Noah built an Ark to save his family and the world's dopest animals from the oncoming Great Flood. So I got to wondering who Joakim Noah would build an ark for
considering his family tree consists of super freaky looking humans, animals, and fictional entertainers (sea below). None of these relations can be proven in court or on the basketball court, but this shiz aint no phyla, this shiz is gen(i)us! Roll the ugliness!!
raker of moons Jaws
Carter coached Rick Gonzalez
no Yankee hunter, but any kind o' catfish
the out of sync stylings of Milli Vanilli (including the bones of Rob Pilatus)
conclusion jumper Richard Riehle
man of a thousand OOGly faces Michael Jackson
Bros Mario geist Boo
finkers Mischa & Falkor Barton
stinkers Eagle Eye & Neneh Cherry
hairy half-caf mulatto duo Kravitz-Bonet
plague-infested enemy of Gibson Rickenbacker from Cyborg
