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Friday, March 30

Noah's bArk

Noah built an Ark to save his family and the world's dopest animals from the oncoming Great Flood. So I got to wondering who Joakim Noah would build an ark for


considering his family tree consists of super freaky looking humans, animals, and fictional entertainers (sea below). None of these relations can be proven in court or on the basketball court, but this shiz aint no phyla, this shiz is gen(i)us! Roll the ugliness!!

raker of moons
Jaws


Carter coached
Rick Gonzalez
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no Yankee hunter, but any kind o'
catfish


the out of sync stylings of
Milli Vanilli
(including the bones of Rob Pilatus)


conclusion jumper
Richard Riehle


man of a thousand OOGly faces
Michael Jackson


Bros Mario geist
Boo


finkers
Mischa & Falkor Barton


stinkers
Eagle Eye & Neneh Cherry


hairy half-caf mulatto duo
Kravitz-Bonet


plague-infested enemy of
Gibson Rickenbacker from Cyborg


rocky roader
Sloth


the always eating tunafish lips of
Kyra Sedgwick


poorman's Chewbacca
Ookla The Mok


not so young cannibal
Roland Gift


terror dogs
Vinz Clortho & Zuul


the manly men of
Encino


world's mos ugly and deceased dog


&
how could one leave out

the patriarch of all this poopedness
Yannick

addish-anal repooping by MMM & Mans de Glue