17. Feb, 2020 
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Rhoda C Fine – teaches kids on film, TV and commercial sets. Her students have included – Anna Paquin, Michelle Williams, Evan Rachel Wood, Reese Witherspoon, Michael Cera, Alia Shawkat, Haley Joel Osment, Mario Lopez and the cast of The Goonies!Â
Her Goonies photo gallery is one for the ages…
07. Feb, 2020 0 Comments
we named the breastest movies of the beastest of the 2019
and now, for the only awards that matter…
aka
(a make-up call for previous years of annoying the crap out of me)
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Knives OutÂ
reveal the twist at the beginning!
so clever Riannn!!
(nice accent James Bond! NOT!!!)
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with 6 films a piece in 2019
aka – these damn ladies be DAMN fine award!!
aka Bestest Eyes EVER
aka WÃœRSTEST Eyes EVER
wtf is going on here Alita: Battle Angel???
WHO WANTS TO WATCH THAT SCARY FCUKING SHTT!!???
Alec Baldwin’s DeLorean eyebrows in Framing John DeLorean
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I don’t really love the hair but special mention to all hair things that’s going on in The Beach Bum
the ENTIRE soundtrack to The Last Black Man in San Francisco
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(in endless memory of Robert ‘Tractor’ Traylor)
 
BLESS the folks forever at Red Letter Media
Joe Pesci and David Ferrie RETURN!!
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don’t forget to peep out our ’18, ’17,  ’16,  ’15, ’14, ’13, ’12, ’11, ’10, ’09, ’08, ’07, ’06, ’05, ’04, ’03, and ’02 awards!!Â
until next thyme the balcony is clothed…
03. Feb, 2020 1 Comment
Something wicker man this way comes!!!
it space races your heart!
apparently never posted a review here, but this will have to do
the @jokermovie is easily the best Batman related movie ever made. come for the electric Leaf Phoenix performance but stay for the perfect mise-en-scène where someone finally let Gotham be Gotham https://t.co/y7LdSQUysa loved seeing the @loewsjersey cameo!!!!
— thigh masteя (@thighmaster) November 8, 2019
low tidings on the high sea – black and white delight
out of site, can’t get you out of my mind
maximum Jewish neurosis overdriveÂ
soul brother down to one. be sure to wear some flowers in your hair
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movie awards by friday. until then, here’s the bestest films of yesterhere
2018
2017
2016
2015
2014
2013
2012
2011
2010
2009
2008
2007
2006
2005
2004
2003
&Â 2002
23. Jan, 2020 0 Comments
mo quick hitz!
The Lighthouse
Bless you Robert Eggers. You know how to strike a mood, and give us the heebie jeebies. In making a movie about two Lighthouse keepers not keeping sane, you drove us insane, and made quite the pretty picture in the process. It felt like watching a full-length, b&w version of the part in the R.E.M. ‘Losing My Religion’ video where the spotlight shines on the two dudes
Verdictgo: Jeepers Mos Def Worth A Peepers
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Richard Jewell
Clint Eastwood makes good movies with few surprises, and Richard Jewell is more of the same goodness that comes with and has no surprises. And it’s certainly no surprise how amazing Paul Walter Hauser is as the title character. He can fill out any uniform he’s given (did you see him in I, Tonya??), and outperform most people he’s acting along side with. I’m not a big ‘awards matter’ kinda guy (considering Zodiac has next to none), but not getting a best (supporting) actor nomination is as great an injustice to Hauser as whatever happened to Jewell was!!! Eastwood should make a movie about Hauser’s injustice, and he can play himself!!!
Verdictgo: Jeepers Worth A Peepers
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Bombshell
Every year there seems to be a left cinematic takedown on the right, and no matter how liberal my beliefs are (free fried chicken for all!), even I think these take-downs are wearing a bit thin on society. Preaching to the choir does nothing for the choir. Then again, Bombshell isn’t as angry, dumb and udderly pointless as last year’s Vice was. And it’s more than juss saying how horrible Fox News and the right media is, it’s about how horrible they treated women! Hot women! Mildly nice looking women! And the dogs! But the real reason this movie works and keeps yer eyes glued to it is cause the make-up and hair work is beyond comp-HAIR!!!!
Verdictgo: Jeepers Mos Def Worth A Peepers
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Little Women
I know nothing really of Louisa May Alcott or her work. I’m sure it’s revered for a reason. I skipped the previous 1994 iteration of her Little Women (and how did I??? it has both Susan Sarandon AND Winona Ryder!!!), and the 1949 version and the 1933 version. So going off Greta Grrrrrrrrwig’s 2019 version, all I can say is… maybe this movie would have been more captivating had they spoke in British accents?? I dunno, feels like much to do about zilch-a-rooney. The only thing I really liked was seeing Louis Garrel‘s nose every 30 or so minutes in the movie. The rest was too little to care about. Also, did everyone who voted Florence Pugh into a nomination for this, see her BETTER performance, and a performance for the new ages, in Midsommar????? All those people, f’shame. May you be sewn into a bear!!!
Verdictgo: Â Sum Merit But No Stinkin Badgers
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still have some more to see before making my top picks for 2019. 1917 is one of thems. most recent odds have 1917 as the main favorite to win best picture. we’ll see!! maybe I’ll juss hold out for 1918
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mo quick hitz! The Lighthouse Bless you Robert Eggers. You know how to strike a mood, and give us the heebie jeebies. In making a movie about two Lighthouse keepers not keeping sane, you drove us insane, and made quite the pretty picture in the process. It felt like watching a full-length, b&w version […]
caught up on a lot of movies. no time to devote full diatribes – so quick hitz! Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Skywalker works because it wasn’t The Last Jedi. You really screwed the pooch Rian Johnson. Can’t blame J.J. for trying to right/write the ship when he was handed a mess and […]
Uncut Gems Sterling, Sharp Official Site | Trailers & Mo R | 134 min This isn’t one of those Adam Sandler movies where he gets hit in the balls for laughs. It’s the kind where he gets his balls stomped on. YOU GO SANDLER!!! YOU GO GET YOUR BALLS STOMPED ON!!! Why don’t you go […]
The Irishman Unionfellas Official Site | Trailers & Mo R | 210 min There is MUCH to praise about Marty’s latest grand spicy meatball (unbelievable sets and costumes! DeNiro is best when he is quiet! Pacino is even bester when he’s loud! And dancing with women!!  Tommy The Tit IS the tits!! Lums!!! that’s what […]
Last Christmas Wham! Bam! Mostly No Thank You Ma’am? Official Site | Trailers & Mo PG-13 | 103 min For 18/19ths of this movie (which I brought an infant in a stroller to!!! BEST DAD EVER), I was like, this is worse than a Hallmark Christmas movie!!!! THERE’S NOT EVEN A SINGLE GAZEBO IN THIS […]
Star Wars is stagnant, but there is a new hope, if only they went down a path that looked more like this… Kalinka Fox
Brazilian models pose during the IZOD IndyCar World Championship Sao Paulo Indy 300 race, April 29, 2012
104 years was not nearly enough Olivia de Havilland for this world. we needed 208. miss you tons Olivia de Havilland. miss saying your name knowing that you were still with us. we will always and forever say your name, and in that way, you will always and forever be with us Olivia de Havilland […]
Being a father has given me so much. Although for the first few years of this incredible duty and journey, it robbed me of my once great passion of seeing movies. Alas, I pushed movie-going on my daughter about as early as I could, and now she’s beyond game to go, although we’re not quite […]
thighs wide is SIXTEEN years shut!!!!! (turned sweet 16 on March 8th!) I just don’t know how to quit me. do you? (note – each picture below is clickable and will take you to its own magical place) Daphne Zucchini Bread Do Believe The Hyphen Steve Carlton Fisk Orange Crushed You’ve Reached the Office of […]
we named the breastest movies of the beastest of the 2019 and now, for the only awards that matter… SEXtenth Anal Thighs Wide Movie Awards aka THE THIGHSMANS!!! _ Greatest Righting of A Wrong In A Movie Franchise EVER in The Rise of Skywalker when they like, hey Rose, want to join us on this […]
Seven 2019 Films That Were More Pitch Perfect Than Jerry Blevins! 1) Midsommar Something wicker man this way comes!!! 2) Ad Astra it space races your heart! 3) Joker apparently never posted a review here, but this will have to do the @jokermovie is easily the best Batman related movie ever made. come for the […]
there is nothing I look forward to more than compiling our annual goodbye to last year’s trends and hello to this year’s puns. The Washington Post is more professional at this sorta thing, but maybe you’re not into the whole brevity thing… OUT IN Adam Gase’s Gaze – Adam Driver, Driver – TikTok – […]
