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Monday, January 21

Thighs Wide Movies
2007

we saw 120+ flicks this past year
how'd you do?

The Top Ten
That May Even Be Butter
Than
Tengen's RBI Baseball


1) Zodiac
2) In The Shadow of The Moon
3) There Will Be Blood
4) No Country For Old Men
5) Away From Her
6) The Diving Bell & The Butterfly
7) Joe Strummer: The Future Is Unwritten
8) This Is England
9) Persepolis
10) Before The Devil Knows Your Dead

Honor Blackmanable Mentions

Billy The Kid, Breach, Broken English, Control, Death At A Funeral, I'm Not There, Into The Wild, La Vie En Rose, Lake Of Fire, The Lives of Others, No End In Sight, The Mist, Sunshine & Sweeney Todd

4rdndth Anal
Thighs Wide
Movie Awards

The Samuel L Jackson
Never Met A Script
He Didn't Like
Guy of The Year



That Guy
aka Denis O'Hare
who appeared in 6 movies

Worstest Line of Dialog
That Also Happens To Be The Title of The Film



'If the girl's only hope is you, I pray for her,
cause she's gone, baby, gone.'
- Cheese

Rawkinest Cameo Since
Huey Lewis in
Back To The Future



Keef Richards in Pirates 3
& the least rawkinest?
Jack White in Dewey Cox

Pure Javier Bordems



The Assassination of Jesse James
by the Coward Robert Ford
Dans Paris
Silk

Mos Welcomenist Return
since the 2nd Ave Deli



Det. Sgt. John Taggart

Post Her
Post Me
Post Haste!



& the wurstest one
besides War

Trailers Worth Tractoring



Atonement
Elizabeth: The Golden Age
The Namesake
The Simpsons Movie
Unconscious
& not The Kingdom
which seemed to have 38573 diff versions
and still no one wanted to see it

Songs That Execute Butter
Than Norman Mailer's Bong



'Bratitude' [d]
'Hurdy Gurdy Man' [d]
'Pop Goes My Heart' [d]
& anything off of the Into The Wild or Once sdtrks

Bestest Movies We Netflixed



Catch
That Needs To Be
Released



Jennifer Garner
and that stoopid gasp face she makes

Facial Hair That Needs
To Face The Music
In A Movie Starring
Oliver from The OC
and That Dude
Who Looks Like Mandy Moore
In That Movie He Was In
With Mandy Moore



Jon Voight in September Dawn

Replacing Those Fandango
Brown Paper Bags
As The Mos Painful
of All
Pre-Movie Infotainment



3 Doors Down's
'Citizen/Soldier'
National Guard propaganda video

Porn To Be Wild



Snatch and Release
Catch & Release
Breaking and Entering
Breaking and Entering
Poonanny For Beginners
Puccini for Beginners
I Think I F$cked My Wife
I Think I Love My Wife
Mr Magorium's Wonder Sploogetorium
Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium
The F#ck-It List
The Bucket List
Twatatouille
Ratatouille
Hot Rod
Hot Rod
Jizzy Carter Man With Stains
Jimmy Carter Man From Plains
Pairofsloppytits
Persepolis
My Kid Could Bang That
My Kid Could Paint That

Fenella Woolgar
Bestest Names Award



Daeg Faerch
Saoirse Ronan
Ebon Moss-Bachrach
Wallace Wolodarsky
Zane Pais
Christopher Mintz-Plasse
muMs da Schemer
& Benedict Cumberbatch
(for the 2nd yr in a row)

The Gus van Sant
Most Pretentious
Mos Overhyped
Fox Searchlight Movie
For No Reason



Juno

Welcome To The House, Dolls

Haley Bennett


Alexandra Maria Lara


Laura Vandervoort


Jayne Wisener


Carice van Houten


Wei Tang


Alice Taglioni


Danielle Harris


Ciara Hughes


every Diving Bell and The Butterfly lady


The Death to Smoochy Award
for Worstest Picture of the Year



August Rush
Epic Movie
License to Wed
Revolver
Sing Now or Forever Hold Your Peace

Movies To Look For In The '008



Beta Dog
28 Days Slater
Gone BabyDaddy Gone
Yes City-State For Young Women
Twice
Blings We Lost In The Fire
Codename: The Gleaners and I
Bratzz
The Number 2
North By Northwestern Promises
7 Fast, 7 Furious

lookin for a second opinion?
mumsy and dadsy Thigh Master weigh in!



Movies Mumsy Enjoyed

FIVE STARS

La Vie En Rose
The Kite Runner

FOUR STARS

Away From Her
The Diving Bell And The Butterfly
Great Debaters
I'm Not There
In Shadow Of The Moon
Savages

THREE STARS

Atonement
Avenue Montaigne
Before The Devil
Death At A Funeral
December Boys
Eagle VS Shark
Into The Wild
Juno
Margot At The Wedding
Namesake
Nina's Heavenly Delights
No Country For Old Men

TWO STARS

Bucket List
The Orphanage

WORST FILM OF THE YEAR

August Rush

Papa's Picks

TOP TEN

La Vie En Rose
In The Shadow of The Moon
Eastern Promises
No Country For Old Men
The Savages
The Kite Runner
Away From Her
Talk To Me
I'm Not There
3:10 To Yuma

RUNNER-UPS

Into The Wild
The Namesake
This Is England
Amazing Grace
Avenue Montaigne
Nina's Heavenly Delights
Breach
The Bucket List
The Great debaters
Once

BEST COMEDIES

Juno
Superbad
Eagle vs. Shark
Death At A Funeral
Ratatouille
Knocked up
No Reservations

GOOD MOVIES PAPSY DIDN'T LIKE

Sweeney Todd (great cinematography)
Diving Bell and The Butterfly
There will be blood (best actor)

MOVIES THE THIGH MASTER
WOULDN'T LET POP
PUT ON THE LIST
BUT HE LIKED

Wild Hogs
August Rush
Blades of Glory
Fred Claus

don't forget to peep out our '06, '05, '04, '03, and '02 awards!!


# Thighs Wide Movies
2007