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Monday, January 14

Linners & Wosers

and the biggest losers are...

The always lame Golden Globes
which were lamer this year than Jorge Camara's dyed mustache


The Cowgirls
who lost by way of fake Yoko Romo


whomever Gary Allan is
who stole Johnny Drama's face


this Aussie dude
who may lose his arm
for waving at some chicks

and the biggest winner?

Andrew Aitken Rooney
who may be bangin Amanda Bynes
@ age 89s

previously on Andy's b-day:
Still Gr8 @ 88
Spank Heaven For Age 87
Still A Prick @ 86


# Linners & Wosers