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Monday, January 7

Qwest Denied


The Skins winning 4 games to make the playoffs was plenty enuff amazingness to last us until next year. Sure, we were heavily praying to Joe Gibbs' Jeebus for dem Skins to continue this miracle into February, but asking for anything more than what they already achieved would have been darn right greedy. When you play well for 2.5 minutes and shit the bed for the rest, you probably don't deserve to win. Oh well. So with the loss that makes the Skins 0-1 when having their plight compared to the Kadeem Hardison joint The Sixth Man and now 0-2 when Tom Cruise is cheering for them in Dan Snyder's box

As for the rest of the 'wild' weekend, the Jags got lucky in America's most lovable city, and Norvball and the Chargers and Eli and the G-Men finally shook off their playoff ghosts with boring wins over their lame opponents. The win for the Giants is obviously a good thing, cept that means that the headache inducing duo of Tom Coughlin and lil Manning will probably be plaguing Giants fans for the years to come. Good luck in Dallas, the only place they have lost on the road this year. The Packers-SeaGals tilt will be a good one too... as long as Hasseljackass isn't makin some grand proclamations about scoring... with his brother's wife. The Colts and Pats will have their hands full this tweakend, but hopefully they'll both win so the real unoffical Super Bowl can take place a week later in Victor Kiam Stadium

and two qwik things before we go cry in a corner...

if you read only one book this year
written by Broncos kicker Jason Elam
about terrorism and football
peas make it it Monday Night Jihad


and after one showing
were ready to call the new
American Gladiators
the greatestist resurrection
since Tupac's 28th posthumous CD release!

we hope the show becomes a success
cause it'll only be a matter of thyme
before The Running Man
becomes a reality

although we'd settle
for a new version
Battle of the Network Stars
or even the Laff-a-Lympics

btw, we still want to bang gladiator Helllllgggga
but now we totally want to get hungry with Wolf
aka the multi-talented Don Yates


# Qwest Denied