Thighs Wide Shut Thighs Wide Shut

Wednesday, January 2

In Oder Aus
for the '008

Thrice again, inspired by the the world's greatestist newspaper's THE LIST and sorta by the Bruno skit where one has to choose between giving Liza Minelli a benign or malignant tumor, I ice man giveth to you, what will be hottier and nottier than my shits in the '008

OUT
IN
The Show Me State
The Blow Me State
Kate Middleton
Kate Beginnington
Instant Replay
Instant Oatmeal
Alba & Cash
Tango & Cash
Vanessa Hudgens
Amanda Hugandkiss
Poop
Scroop
Got MILF?
Funkin' Gonuts
Lauren Conrad
Conrad Bain
Blackface
'The Gas Face'
Yoko Romo
Whomever Todd
Collins' Wife Is
Piña Coladas
Penis Colitis
Feeling Up
Lucy Pinder
Feeling Sorry For
Lucy Pinder
Colt Brennan
Colt 45
Going Green
Mo HJs for
Brian Austen Green

PT Anderson
P.W.S. Anderson
DUIs
My Nuts
On Your Thighs
Harold & Kumar 2
returning to White
Castle for V-Day

iPhones
ET Phone Home
100 Calorie Snacks
100 Pound Whores
Bromances
Sisotopes
Pixar
Rygar
The 2nd
2nd Ave Deli
Jimmy Two Times
Worshipping
Diablo Cody
Worshipping
Agent Cody Banks

Records w/Asterisks
Asterix and Obelix
McLovin
The McRib
David Keith
Keith David
The '72 Dolphins
Popping Champagne
Tom Brady Popping
Out More Bastards
The Interwebs
Webster
Ratt
Rattt
'Going Gay For'
'What's a Dickfor?'
Nip Slips
Sipping On Nips
Fumunda Cheese
Burundi Cheese
Californication
Texassrapin

and here's what was In Oder Aus in the '006 and the '007