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Wednesday, January 3

In Oder Aus
for the '007

Twice again, inspired by the the greatestist single newspaper and sorta by the Bruno skit where one has to choose between giving Jack Black candy or cancer, I ice man giveth to you, what will be hottier and nottier than my shits in the '007
OUT
IN
Daniel Craig's Bond
Gold Bond On Craig's List
Gerald Ford
Death Watch
George HW Bush
Death Watch
Idlewild
Girls Gone Wild
Dwight Schrute
•Andy Bernard
Nintendo Wii
WWIII
Heebs
Peabs
Cat Butts
Dave Butz
JOing
Faping
Trapper Keepers
Trapper John, M.D.s
Midgets
Midgees
Borat
Carl Barat
Cleft Chins
Cleft Palates
Ayn Rand
Rand McNally
Remakes
RE/MAX
Sesame Street
Sesame Chicken
Al Gore
Frank Gore
The Hobbit
John Wayne Bobbit
The Blogerati
Literati
Lily Allen
Ethan Allen
Nudie Books
Louise Brooks Nude
Wikipedia
Wookieepedia
Hating On Mel Gibson
Hating Mel Gibson
Fried Okra
Fire Oprah
The Frat Pack
Hebrew National's Party Pack
Smoking Kools
Monocles
Thin Women
Thin Crust
Tony Kornheiser
Dan Steinberg
Pigs In a Blanket
Pig Blankets
Fantasy Football
The Fantasy of Your Mom
Playing With My Balls
'It Smells
Like Upyo'
'Want Some
Fumunda Cheese?'
Keith David
David Keith
Dancing
With The Stars
Dancing
With SARS
Eye Patches
Thigh Patches
The Rape of
the Sabine Women
The Rape of
Dakota Fanning
Seacrest Out
Seacrest In
Unitards
Retards
US Weekly
IP Freely
Deforestation
DeForest Kelly
Adolf Hitler
Eating Watermelon
Adolph Coors
Eating Pussy

and here's what was In Oder Aus in the '06