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Friday, December 15

Schmaltzo Ball Soup
for The Soul

The Pursuit of Happyness
Independence From The Days of Four-ty Shitty Movies
Trailer

Every time I saw the trailer for Happyness in a theater, I started to cry. Call me what you will, but from the looks of it, this was gonna be my kinda movie. So the litmus test for the actual movie was simple, cry and it's not only a weeper, but also a keeper, but if it failed to do that, then it would have been a failure in my mind. Well, mission accomplished. The wells flowed, even dough I saw every turn coming in this true-life story where every turn was a wrong one until the very end. There's nothing overly special about this rags to riches story, but its simplicity is what makes in simply franztastic. Will Smith's performance isn't necessarily for your consideration for anything, but a giant step in the right direction, hispeically when dem steps be far away from the guns and ammo that fill his usual forgettable summer blockbusters. His real life son Jaden Christopher Syre Smith, who plays his kid in the film, isn't the next Dakota Fanning, or Elle Fanning for that matter, but he sure is the cutest darn thing dat I ever did see. Sure makes me want to have 12348128489134 children just like him. Think Gabrielle is ready for our Union yet?

Unsatisfied with this?: for some mo intentionally misspelled titles Netflix Kalifornia, Pet Sematary I & II, Nobody's Perfekt which should not be confused with American Perfekt, The Search for Signs of Inteligent Life in the Universe, Encounter in the Thrid Dimension, or get yer bounce on wit Disney's The Gummi Bears

Possible Porno Name: The Leisure Suit of Mr Happy Pants

Stanley's Rubik Cuberick: the cube plays a minor role in the film, so why not learn how to solve it, play it online, peep the Magic, peep the Rubik art, reminisce about the cartoon on X-Ent or peep its intro!

Apt MPupil3: 'Teach Your Children' [d] by CSNY

John Grisham's Jizzum (aka Verdict): I really shouldn't be doing this, but there aint a thang wrong wit dis one Breast In Show

until next thyme, the balcony is clothed...