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Wednesday, January 31

Thighs Wide Movies
2006

The Top Tenors
Plus 2 That Are Legit
& Don't Need 2 Quit


1) The Devil & Daniel Johnston
2) Jonestown: The Life and Death of Peoples Temple
3) Children of Men
4) Bubble
5) Sophie Scholl
6) Once In A Lifetime:
The Extraordinary Story of the New York Cosmos
7) 13 (Tzameti)
8) Flags of Our Fathers
9) Babel
10) Infamous
11) Only Human
12) The Notorious Bettie Page

G Sauce & Special Love goes out to Spike Lee's When the Levees Broke: A Requiem in Four Acts


3rd Annual
Thighs Wide
Movie Awards


They Coulda Been A Contender



Strangers With Candy
Running With Scissors
Marie Antoinette
Da Vinci Code
V for Vendetta
Inland Empire


Puilty Gleasures



The Quiet
When A Stranger Calls
Nanny McPhee
Scary Movie 4


Trailers Worth Tractoring



A Scanner Darkly
An Inconvenient Truth
Borat
Brick
Children of Men
The Departed
The Last King of Scotland
The Notorious Bettie Page
The Pursuit of Happyness
V for Vendetta

& the one tune that sold the movie

Jay-Z And Linkin Park's 'Numb/Encore' [d]
from the Miami Vice trailer

& the one trailer mos not worth tractoring

Deck The Halls


Post Her
Post Me
Post Haste!



& the wurstest one


Mos Unwanted Genre

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40s/50s Los Angeles Flicks
which begat
Ben Affleck playin guitar & singin in Spanish
& Hillary Swank as vom inducing sex kitten


(F)unreleased



Colour Me Kubrick


Bestest Movies I Netflixed





Porn To Be Wild



The Road Into Laura San Giacomo's Crotch
(The Road to Guantanamo)
Twatsi
(Tsotsi)
69 (All Sweaty)
(13 (Tzameti))
Akili Smith and Deez Nuts On His Tonsils
(Akeelah & The Bee)
The Notorious Bettie Page Loves B.I.G. C.O.C.K.
(The Notorious Bettie Page)
Holly Lands Wood
(Hollywoodland)
Jizzum Candy: A Cock and Balls Story
(Tristram Shandy: A Cock and Bull Story)
Why We Fist, starring Bill Frist
(Why We Fight)
Cuming On The Scissor Sisters
(Running With Scissors)
The Three Anal-Holes of Erik Estrada
(The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada)
Mini's First Time
(Mini's First Time)


Most Cpt Overlooked Performance



dude who played Tony Blair in The Queen


For Some Reason You Annoy Me So Go Away



Joseph Cross


Fenella Woolgar
Bestest Names Award



Oren Skoog
Burn Gorman
London Bridges
Benedict Cumberbatch


Sorriest Eggscuse for
An Episode of 24
That Doesn't Star Edgar
But Does Co-Star Sledgehammer!



The Sentinel


Mos Eggsalad Bjork Turns Into A Knife Slashin' Whale Movie
That Was More Watchable
Than Inland Empire



Drawing Restraint 9


The Gus van Sant
Most Pretentious
Mos Overhyped Movie
For No Reason



Little Miss Snoozeshine


Welcome To The House, Dolls

Diora Baird


Sophia Myles


Julia Jentsch


Misty Dawn Wilkins


Ellen Page


Svetlana Metkina


Mía Maestro


Abbie Cornish



The Death to Smoochy Award
for Worstest Picture of the Year



Inland Empire
For Your Consideration
Lady In The Water
Poseidon
Pirates 2
Keeping Up With The Steins


Movies To Look For In The '007



Thank You For Cock Smoking
Full Nelson
Big Momma's House of Pancakes
American Dreamz II: American Dreamzz
Akeelah and the C++
The Wicker Basket Man
Moses Camp
The Last King of Scottie's Tissue
The Santa Clause 4: Clause Kinski
Lucky Number Slate
6 Fast, 6 Furious
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Papa's Pix



1) Water
2) Little Miss Sunshine
3) The Queen
4) The Departed
5) Notes on A Scandal
6) The Painted Veil
7) Borat
8) Little Children
9) Brick
10) The History Boys
11) Sweet Land
12) Jesus Camp
13) Catch the Fire

Honorable Mention
10 Items or Less
The Boynton Beach Bereavement Club
20 Centimeters
U-Carmen e-Khayelitsha

don't forget to peep out our '05, '04, '03, and '02 awards!!


# Thighs Wide Movies
2006