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Wednesday, July 26
13 (Tzameti)
A Lot Luckier (And Better) Than Slevin
Trailers (don't watch, for full appreciation)
There's nothing quite like the feeling of seeing a director's full length feature debut that wows me so much that I'd vow right then and there to see everything they make going forward, regardless if it's actually good or not. While you'd think that many of today's up and comers would fall under that category (David Fincher, Mathieu Kassovitz, Bryan Singer, Danny Boyle, and Quentin Tarantino), they IMDbly don't cause the movies that won me over were usually their second trip out (Se7en, La Haine, The Usual Suspects, Trainspotting, and Resvoir Dogs respectively). Come to think of it, there's only one name that pops into my mind that falls into this wow and vowdom: Darren Aronofsky, after being udderly and completely entranced by his slice of the Pi. Well, I like to officially welcome the France residing Georgian (as in vodka, not peach) expatriate director, whose probably not soon to be a household name, Géla Babluani (son of Temur) into the brethren, after viddying his stark, but brilliant brilliant brilliant noirish debut 13 (Tzameti). I saw it two weeks ago and I'm still thinking about it today. To purge the plot details would ruin half the fun, so lemme try to put it as simply as possible: if The Deer Hunter was an appetizer for the cinematic world of Russian roulette then 13 (Tzameti) is the main course + desserts + a free hand job from the waitress. But I muss warn you, if you can't deal with French black & white movies, eat a dick, cause you'll miss out on one of the bestest flicks I've seen this year, well, at least one notch below the jizzum jazzdum that is Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's HOTTTttt
Recommended for those who like: the French Larry Miller, the French Richard Chamberlain, and the French Non from Superman
Possible Porno Name: 69 (All Sweaty)
Unsatisfied with this? Netflix Lilja 4-Ever [Trailer] , starring the mos deliscumptious Оксана Акиньшина
Apt MPupil3: 'How I Could Just Kill A Man' Cypress Hill cover by country folksters Battlestar America [d from their site]
IMDb Sweeney/America, F&ck No!!!: is there anything holy? The American remake of 13 (Tzameti) is set for 2008. Supposedly (and spankfully) it will be helmed by Géla Babluani [Dark Ho]
John Grisham's Jizzum (aka Verdict): Breast In Show, and you'll think so too you breast groper!
until next time the balcony is clothed...
pee es - schlappy 78th B-day Kubrick, my lord and shaver. I promise to do u right next year... if there's still a Thighs that needs Wide Shutting, schlobvs course!
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