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Monday, April 17Pin-Up Cushioning
The Notorious Bettie Page
Her Great Trailer Recommended for those who like: Dita Von Teese, 1950s stock footage, and the further employment of Vinnie Delpino Possible Porno Name: The Notorious Bettie Page Loves B.I.G. C.O.C.K. Unsatisfied with this?: Or lookin for another Killer Film that’s a lil harder hittin, but still retains that gorgeous independent B&W vibe? Netflix Swoon Apt MPupil3: 'Photograph' by Weezer or 'Picture Book' by The Kinks [d & d via YANP] Pumping Irony: In Good Night, And Good Luck David Strathairn takes on a crusading senator. In TNBP, he's a crusading senator Yer Dad's Beatoff Matz: Peep the real snaps of Bettie Page [sorta NSFW, although the NSFW ones are so old that they should be considered art bys now] John Grisham's Jizzum (aka Verdict): Straddles the boundary of Breast In Show, but the lack of the full picture keeps it safely in Jeepers Worth A Peepersville Scary Movie 4 4's A Crowd... Pleaser! Trailer Ms Faris is too forkin perfect in these movies that it's almost scary. Well, at least scarier than anything in any of the Scary Movies. She may not be the mos versatile of actresses, but has anyone ever given her the chance to be anyone but the same ditz over and over? She reached her peak in Lost In Translation, and has sorta been on auto-pilot since then. Note to Hollywurst: get this girl a real script, and my cock size, so she can prepare for the intake. Enuff about AF, and lettuce qwikly babylon bout the others whom helped to make this supposedly unwatchable thing thing watchable. With the cameos missing more than hitting, and the wise move of limiting Simon Rex' screen time, the remaining cru (Anthony Anderson, Regina Hall, Chris Elliott, etc) keep things moving right along. Straight man Craig Bierko gotta gets some props de leon for admirably stepping into a thankless role that probably was first offered to Cary Elwes. And kudos like Menudo gots to goes out to three men who are way past their prime rib-bing, but would probably still make up 3/4ths of the faces of Mt Spoofmore ('80s on edition): Leslie Nielsen, Charlie Sheen, and Bill Pullman (OK, maybe not BP). So who'd be #4, eh? I sez Val Kilmer, for Top Secret alone. Recommended for those who like: to have the endings ruined for recent movies, a Kazaam-less Shaq, and this YTMND Possible Porno Name: Hairy Poonie Whore Unsatisfied with this? Sign the petition so that one day soon you can Netflix the mos ingenious TV show ever, Police Squad! Apt MPupil3: 'Monster Mash' by Bobby 'Boris' Pickett [d] Save Faris: from her hubbie Ben Indra, who appeared in what looks like the gayest voodoo-related movie of all thymes John Grisham's Jizzum (aka Verdict): I cunt bee leave it, but Jeepers Worth A Peepers |
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