I bringeth to you good news. Previously we reported that ABC was replacing the Heston Ten Commandments with the Mission Impossible bad guy version, but wees was wrong! The real Moses gets his proper, airing this Saturday night on ABC!
And now I give to you the 15 commandments [wav]
And for those of you in the dark (ages), guess what kinda supper Jesus' last one was? An effin Passover Seder you ignint inquisitioners! That's why the P-over and the Easter are always so close to each other. Now pray to our media and banks before we kill your first born with C Heston's hot ass guns!
And now I give to you a random bearded picture of Moses juxtaposed with the always bearded Count Rugen! Why? COUNT RUGEN!!!
Peace the Jek Porkins out to a
Pointer, a
D12er, and the Oldies format at DC's
WBIG, where I interned one summer, and met the man of my dreams, Tony Kornheiser, who was recently
interviewed by Newsday about plains, trains, and the FedEx guy
Gorillaz to put away the sunshine for good in a bag called
Las Vegas? And the news gets more unluckier than the number slevin: that rumored 'dirty' Blur album aint droppin any time soon yos, 'cordin to
D AlbsBy the gay, did you know that Madonna was
virtual for 2 full minutes during her
'duet' with the Gorillaz at this past year's Shammys? D-lode the studio version of their mash-up
here [d vis
ToxicAvenger]
30 sec clip of Gnarls Barkley's 'Crazy' vid
Jarvis Cocker hearts
cunts!
Conan is Chi-town gagged and bound. Get yer
tickets you
Grabowski jerkasses
Pikey disses'
Pierce's 007 kissesAnd while we're gold Bonding it up,
Connery's dive may turn
Casino Royale into a
Royale with cheese-e-ness
Get keen on
the new Keane trackMarylanders
prove they have the bestest in taste. Everyone already knew they had the finest in
flag [
Mod Flanders]
Nebbish David Krumholtz enlisted for nebbish Woody Allen's
Nebbishpalooza '06t.A.T.u. Offical Store, COMING SOON! SWEEEEET!
And bet you never
voted in Russian before!
Darth Maul,
employed!
Magnapop, huge in the Benelux countries!
Harry Dean Stanton, dirtball,
croonerRemember the scene in
Summer School where they're taking their final? (not pictured)
David Wells... do you remember the thumbcredible song that was playing durin it? It was called 'Mind Over Matter' and it was fargin sung by Dottie from
Pee-Wee's Big Adventure/Tommy Pickles/so effin bestest
EG Dailey.
D-lode like the wind, son!!
Add to the list of crap I should buy with my BlogAds money:
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the inning from the '86 World Series reenacted in RBI Baseball [spnx Thinker]
'
leia probed in ass by droid',
#45 and rising!
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Ex AC/DC Tour BusPolish Movie Posters
Find even more
here AND buy some over on
eBay#9Jay Maynard's
Finnish equivalent [
DataProcessor]
Jammer aint king of
SHIT!
the
scariest rectum u did ever see [NSFW]
Pinder & friend visit the army, fully clothed. Morale, and boners, hit an all time low
and
YES
MA'AM! I'll try me damndest to keep clean while tossing off all over yer hughmungoid chestazoid!!
THIS JUSS IN: Free NYC Franz Ferdinand Show Tomorrow Afternoon!
Details HERE!
