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Thursday, April 6

Hit Them Skins

The 2006 NFL schedule has been unleashed!

And since everyone loves del Skins, and messiah-at-large, Daniel Jewmoney Snyder


here's theirs, and how things will shake out...

Sep 11 - Minnesota, 7:00pm WIN
Sep 17 - @Dallas, 8:15pm WIN
Sep 24 - @Houston, 1:00pm WIN
Oct 1 - Jacksonville, 4:15pm WIN
Oct 8 - @N.Y. Giants, 1:00pm WIN
Oct 15 - Tennessee, 1:00pm WIN
Oct 22 - @Indianapolis, 4:15pm WIN
Week 8 - BYE WIN
Nov 5 - Dallas, 1:00pm WIN
Nov 12 - @Philadelphia, 1:00pm WIN
Nov 19 - @Tampa Bay, 1:00pm WIN
Nov 26 - Carolina, 1:00pm WIN
Dec 3 - Atlanta, 1:00pm WIN
Dec 10 - Philadelphia, 1:00pm WIN
Dec 17 - @New Orleans, 1:00pm WIN
Dec 24 - @St. Louis, 1:00pm WIN
Dec 30 - N.Y. Giants, 8:00pm WIN

17 and OH, inculding a huge upset over BYE
You heard it here furst!!!
(or more like 11-5... if Mark Brunell can last more than 2 games)

and btw, Antwaaaan is...

for Bar Mitzvahs, weddings, and mall openings

GO NATS, until it's August!


and Andy Rooney on Katie Couric [via General Scarecroffs]


# Hit Them Skins