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Wednesday, April 12

Scholl Daze

Sophie Scholl: The Final Days
Somewhere MLK Jr and Gandhi Are Playing Table Tennis Smiling
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Here we go again folks, another belatedly released overly superb Germanic-crafted film that focuses on the Fatherland and NOT the Holocaust amidst WWII to get hosed on Oscar night in the Best Foreign Language category. Last year it was Downfall that got the bozak, although winner The Sea Inside was so bestest, it shoulda taken home the Best OVERALL Picture statue. Not nearly as intense as the intense D-fall, SS:TFD does pack a dollop of wallop all its own, and may be more intense than being admitted into intensive care at the University of Tennessee's Intesive Care unit at their intense hospital (should all of that been written in the past tense? I dunno, I'm too tensed to deal. Anyone for tense-is? Wouldn't that be nice!) Ech! Anywho, Sophie was a real person and WWII was a real war. Sophie strongly believed her country was headed in the wrong direction, so with the aid of her brother and a few udders, she stood up in a time of not standing up, by passing out pamphlets speakin nuttin but the truth. But this is Nazi Germany and since the Jews obviously don't control the media, there's no freedom of speech. Sophie and her coconspirators get caught and the movie takes us up to... her final days. And even with that in mind, there's still the element of sirprize til the credits roll. What are those sirprizes? Crazy orgy scenes great filmmaking, in a very subtle way.

Recommended for those who like: bobby pins, ye olde copy machines, and Germans who sound like Hitler when they scream... wait, doesn't every German, I mean Nazi, I mean German?

Possible Porno Name: Sophie's Choice of Shaved Balls, For Her Final Lays

Unsatisfied with this? Ignore Ebert and Netflix Swing Kids

Apt MPupil3: 'Die Fucking Nazi' by Diabolic Vomit [d vis Corpse]

The Mo You Know: Learns all about Sophie and her White Rose movment, which should never be confused with the White Rose company that makes les ghetto generic grocery store items

John Grisham's Jizzum (aka Verdict): Breast In Show

BO( Jackson a)NUS!
Sophie channeler Julia Jentsch, or JJerman, as I like to call her, is probably my mos favorite Germanic actress of the 2005s and 06s!! She educated me on her hotness in The Edukators, co-starring probably my mos favorite Spanish-Germanic actor of the 2005s and 06s, Daniel Brühl!! I love JJermans!!!




The Confederate States of America
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Have you seen Spike Lee's mos challenging joint to date, which tackles USA's olden time exploitation of the black man in USA's modern time, Bamboozled? If no, turn to page 16, or go to wherever fine DVDs are rented. If yes, good, you've already seen the movie that The Confederate States of America wishes it was 1/1873664th as good as. Franztastic premise, lousy eggzecution. Oddly Jointly enuff, this movie was 'Presented by' Spike. Don't waste yer money on a theater viewing, and wait for it to air on Spike TV.

Recommended for those who like: the shitty aesthetics of UHF's commercials and shows, my photoshop skillz, and Mississippi mascots

Possible Porno Name: The Conjugal Stains of Elmira's Cunt

Unsatisfied with this? Netflix READ a more interesting, more effective bit of revisionist, what if, history, Philip Roth's The Plot Against America

Apt MPupil3s: the Tales of Uncle Remus LP from Disney's Song of the South [d all here ]

Add To Muss Visit List: The Jim Crow Museum of Racist Memorabilia, at Ferris State U

John Grisham's Jizzum (aka Verdict): A Lot of Effin Merit, But Forkin No Stinkin Badges FOR YOU!!