[wit indirect help from Gawd,
whose father may have invented Crazy Bread]And you love to hate them, or bake to flub them, here are yer un-mark duper super sleepy sleepers, not sponsored in part by
Sleepy's...
• QB - Brad Johnson vs DET, cause I heard he was the Isaac of the SS Sex Boat, and Isaac always gave you service with a smile
• RB - Cedric Benson at NO, cause he's an entertainer
• WR - Bryant Johnson vs SEA, cause he's an investor in 'Big Johnson' tees
• TE - Jermaine Wiggins vs DET, cause the Isaac of the SS Sex Boat can probably only throw Mark Brunell length passes from '04, aka 6 yds
• K - Matt Bryant vs CAR, cause if he married Bryant Johnson, he'd be... er, um, Matt Johnson?
• D - Tenn at CLE, cause Tennesseein' is Tennebelievin'
Before we depart for a couple o' days...
boo,
woo-who,
never knew,
para tu, and
glue! AND TWINS!! [last via Hammer Time]
And we can all rest a bit easier this weekend after finally learning who put the 'man' in '
Manning'...
