Thighs Wide Shut Thighs Wide Shut

Friday, October 28

Synergy Field
of Nightmares










So did you take heed of my super slutty sleeper fantasy foball advice last week and throw The Land of Az, Heath Bar, and the Hotlanta D into yer lineup? Thought not. Well listen up to this week's eric sermon kids, cause there's a reason that the other teams in my three leagues fear me more than a Fear movie website in German.
• QB - Chris Simms at SF, cause even Jim Abbott could throw 6 TDs on this flag football squad
• RB - Travis Henry vs OAK, cause sometimes scoring TDs are more important than scoring drugs
• WR - Michael Clayton at SF, cause he's sick of being compared to the King of Clayton chumpness, Royce
• TE - Kris Mangum vs MIN, cause if he plays well, it would increase his chances of bringing his memoirs, Mangum, PI, to the stage and screen
• K - Jose Cortez at DEN, cause if his great great great great grandfather Hernando could wipe out the Aztecs, I'm sure he's good for at least three FGs
• D - Zona at DAL, cause yo momma a ho-bag and she whispered this sleeper pick into my ear
And not that you care, but I found the COMPLEAT (like the Beatles) collection of White Sox unies from 1901 til now. Tis quite a shame that they omitted the infamous August 8, 1976 short shorts that they wore for the first game of a doubleheader... only to abandon them for pants in the second game.