Schlappy 4th B-day
to
Pardon the Interruption
Probably the most creative, consistent, and insightful news program running on television today (sorry
Anderson Cooper). If you aint TiVo or DVRing it daily by now, you must either have fur between your legs or subscribe to
this. And if you aint makin
Tony, Michael, and Stat Boy pumpkins this year, then you probably don't have hands.
• HRT the IV and Eyebrows Gallagher are possibly teaming up
in the name of Pepsi.
Spencer said it best when he said he said, '
Funny, we always took Liam for more of a Coke-man.'
•
Meg White set to finally cash in on all those unused paid vacation days
• Mischa Barfon demands to
make as much money as she has calories in her body
•
Andy Rooney takes on bottle water, and the globe still spins
• Apple Martin will eventually make all of her classmates jealous rockin
a Michael Stipe lunchbox• Never forget
Clint Malarchuk and his throat•
Matt Lionheart = best player of any sport of all times in any country of the world or america or the unverse or the soler sytsem or all of Calfornia rolled up into one!!• Ron Weasley breaks fashion faux pas #1,972:
never wear an ironic golf related tee when golfing•
America is the new
Kashyyyk •
Jeff 'The Dude' Dowd abides with Latino families replacing
It's A Wonderful Night with
The Big Lebowski as their Christmas movie of choice.
• Nobody celebrates
Hispanic Heritage Month like
the Wolfpack! [via My Man Marvkus]
• Some will
see Zathura for free, while the rest of us won't see it at all!
•
WTF NSFWness [via
Cubes]
• And lastly, I have no comment on Jamie-Lynn Spears' starring role in
Gak To The Future
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