And a great time to have a crazy mustache and be a fan of four zillion uniform changes since 1900!!
• In more important news, happy belated 15th burstday to
the one site on the internets that is actually both useful AND non-porn related... well,
nevermind• Even I think
this more tasteless than
Fruit Stripe gum. I mean, she's only 11, she's my adopted daughter, and I'm sure
this kid already gave her cooties for life! [via
De-Fame Her]
• I haven't been
this teased since that chick in the
Crying Game turned out to be a dude
•
Hollywood, we seriously need to talk
• Good luck with
that Radcliffe, and
that too. You make
Frodo look as straight as
Rock Hudson Tab Hunter Sheryl Swoopes... errrrrrrrr, I give up. Frodo is as gay as you are.
• Speaking of GAY... so this whole t.A.T.u. faux gay thing
may be faux faux. Either way they swing, I'm all faux it
• Twats even more uneggceptable than the peace the fork outtings of
the G-Men's version of Jack Can't Cooke and
the voice who made the world safe for ho's? How bout the choking on a ham sandwichedness/death of the mos famous person to ever hail from Bestine IV AND win the Kenobi Medallion award AND who said such classic things as...
"
Red Six standing by."
"
I'm right with you red three."
"
I've got a problem here."
"
I can hold it."
"
No I'm alright, I'm alrightaaaarrrrrggghhhhh...."
You may know him as
Red Six, or King of Yavin, or Tono, or Piggy, or even Belly Runner, but I know him bestestest as
JEK PORKINS
A Long Time Ago (In A Galaxy Far Far Away)-2005
[via Bilboe Big'uns]Somewhere,
this guy is crying with his
Legos• Can you say,
Cuthwurst?
•
Dr Lawrence Jacoby divulges the biggest
Twin Peaks mystery of them all...
how he found his signature eyewear• Still figuring out what yer getting me for my b-day on November the 7th?
Look no further, and I even have the shoes to match! [hotness via
G-spot-hattan]
•
Battle of the (unattractive) Dutch Babes. You'll never see so many 'j's in names again in yer life!! [via
Daaaaaaan]
...although
these British "babes" could give those Dutch un-treats a run for their yucky
...then again,
this lil Liverpudlian owns my mos flavorite pair of fake bazoombas in our galaxy
•
Worst Little Leaguer of The Year Award. How much you wanna bet their fathers coach their teams?
•
Ski Dubai? Can't wait to taste the hummus at the lodge! [via
Cubetacular]
•
A Closer Look At The World Around Us:
An HP LaserJet Printer Box• The
Breast AND
Wurst in generic brand Halloween costumes. And the Boo Berry 'stume is by far the mos un-boo boo related thing mt everest... next to
Boog Powell, snatchurally
• And before ya go, I want to help you help you. Have you heard Supergrass' new super mark duper grassy Thigh Master approveduper album
Road To Rouen yet? Even if ya have, would ya like to win dat + some other funilicious things like stuff and more things? Two RANDOM peeps will win, and one of the two will be the coolest kid in school, or place of bidness (or funemployment like me), with this
berry limited edition TinyMeat made thIghPod case! All ya have to do is answer the following three questions, and
she-male me wit yer name and addy!!!
1) Which Supergrass song appeared on the
Clueless soundtrack?
2) Who was Jek Porkins' best friend?
3) What am I wearing right now?
On behalf of Mark Duper (who is probably Supergrass fan #1), this is Edward R Snoozer saying, good night, and good luck!!!
# Sox To Be A Cubs
Fan Right About Now
