Can someone please explain to me why t.A.T.u. aren't bigger than Jesus Christ or at least Christ...opher Makepeace? I mean, Sting bassed it up for em, Bryan Adams shot them, they made love to the bat cave in their next vid, they have partied with the anti-Christ, they have the best album
of the YEAR (sadly, I'm not joking), and most importantly, they know how to smile and point at pieces of paper on a door!!!
Not convincevaughned? Maybe
my comrades can help eggsplain!
• If
52 is the new 56, then '05 muss be the new '91. Whether yer a believer or not, the Skins is are back, and so is Mark Brunell, who can now actually complete a pass over 7 yards. I'll be at the Giants/Skindawgs game Sunday, wearing my jersey proud. Hopefully I won't get raped in the bathroom, cause I only liked to get raped in NY.
• Not like I needed
another reason to visit the UK in the name of Stanley Kubrick. Location, location,
locations.
• One, two, three, peace the fork out
Gordon Lee. Three, four, five, look at him jive... or not
• So when is Jesus coming to
Misshapes?
• How do you like yer bearded clams in Vega$,
teaserriffic or
slutty to the bone? [via future wing eating champ, Made of Brawn-steen]
• Knowing
this, is it safe to say that during the Super Bowl when Homer and co broke out of jail to the sweet sounds of Blur's 'Song 2' (that's the 'Wooooooo Whooooo' song for u idjiots) was the best moment of the decade?
• What the spell happened to
that 3am white chick, and how come the other 3am white chick got a new pic, but
the black 3am chick didn't?
• My ye olde porn factory of a company are gonna be the first to offer anime on the new video thIghPod. And this
can mean only one thing!!! (notice how they share my sense of humor, but not love of
Good Humor ice cream products)
• Is it
week 45 yet?
•
Could a human swing through the jungle on vines?• Er, um, uh, ah, eh,
what?
• And remember
WENN Amy Locane? She was the smoking hot chick in
Cry-Baby and that smoking hot chick on
Melrose Place. Well, she hasn't completely fallen off the face of the earth like
dirty woman,
the Monkee heir, and
the girl next door who believed the boy next door was a boy who could fly, but she hasn't eggzactly had the career path that many of us hoped she woulda had. While I'm glad I found
numerous pics of her nekkid and touching herself on the interwebs, I kinda cry like a baby for what coulda been. Oh well, I guess woman naked on horse juss doesn't scream Oscar... juss my name, over and over, when I massurbate to that image...
