BILL GATES ADMITS TO
BEATING OFF TO CUTHBEST
Well, sort of
[via Takin It In The Kanner]...I guess he moved on after trying to
feed Mischa• I want to live in a country where
HRT the IV's new do is national news... or in a country where pot costs as much as
stroopwaffles • Since David Copperfield can't seem to get laid anymore, he's going to impregnate ladies the only way he knows how
...•
2nd helpings of Dangerdoom are on the way, along with a tour with the Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Space Ghost in full costume. No word on if it will be a coast to coast kinda thang.
• Blur's going to drop their
new adventures in lo-fi by year's end. Graham Coxon still missing in action. Thigh Master still drooling. Damon Albarn's voice is 2nd best to Alba's a$$
•
Orlando Snooze, back where he belongs, in any pre-industrial revolution era
• Mark my words,
Ariel Gade is the next Dakota Fanning. And as well all know, that can mean only one
thing.
• While some of us love
Rachael Ray and her big mouth, others
do not. Either way, lettuce all make peace and grease ourselves up looking at
her FHM spread for the 4 thousand thousandth time. [via Laing Sack of Shiiiiiiiit]
• Help the
Redskins help breasts. Too bad they were never able to help their own biggest boob,
Heath Shuler.
•
The Music Video Database. Cause how else are we gonna figure out that
Lethal Weapon kingpin Richard Donner directed
Cyndi Lauper's 'The Goonies R Good Enough' thumcredible video, which features the likes of Rowdy Roddy Piper, Nikolai Volkov, the Iron Sheik, and of course Cpt Lou Albano?
• Remember
Ross? I don't either, but he's currently co-starring in
Bayside! The Un-musical!. Some say 2nd best use of $5 since offering the same amount to
Jimmy Smits for bless my sister's wedding.
• Do you
Netflix it up? If so, send me your email addy and we can become Netflix pals. Cause I know yer dying to know how many stars I gave
Apt Pupil and
Freddy Got Fingered• Free passes to
Ryan Reynolds Is Fat & Unfunny, And Then Skinny & Unfunny +
Richard Gere Gets Off On Spelling• What's the story morning horny with the
13th floors of buildings? And what's the story with
Gretchen Mol's career post
Thirteenth Floor? [via Johnny Dollar Bill]
•
This priest is right at holmes when it comes to homo bashing [
audio] . I think he's a lil insane in my behind's membranes. [via Ceffle]
• And blessed be photog
Karina Taira, who combined the beauty of HFutureRT Camilla Belle and the neo-hipness of every chick you've ever seen on
the Cobra Snake!!!
