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Thursday, November 3

Rome, If You Want To

Like your dearest master of thighs, are you devilishly handsome and semitic a huge fan of probably the most splendidlious Rome related thing since Little Caesars introduced Crazy Bread? Thought so. And if yer like me, or want to be me, do you constantly start having mini-epiphanies in your living room about what other movies you've seen our playas in? Duhvsobvs you shnobs! And if yer bohemian like me, you'll not only come to my 63rd birthday party at the Beer Garden this Saturday at 8, but you'll play our lil game and maybe win some crap and a thing autographed by me!!! Just match up the gaiuses and the girlseses to the movieses they were inseseses and then shEMAIL ME yer answers!!


1) Gaius Julius Caesar
2) Titus Pullo
3) Gaius Octavian
4) Lucius Vorenus
5) Octavia of the Julii
6) Niobe
7) Atia of the Julii
8) Mark Antony
9) Pompey Magnus
10) Newsreader

A) Master and Commander
B) Top Secret!
C) Unleashed
D) Enchanted April
E) Trainspotting
F) Veronica Guerin
G) Layer Cake
H) King Arthur
I) Vanity Fair
J) Kama Sutra: A Tale of Love