Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest I Was Saying Buoy-Urns Trailers
Memo to Hollywurst:
Please stop excreting on all things succeeding, like a kick from Nate Kaeding, and the once promising Pirates franchise that's now more fleeting than playing Yes & Know's Fleet in a Fleet Bank during Fleet Week. Sequels should be banned in all 48 continental states unless it's really worth continuing the story, or at least what we in the industry like to call 'entertaining'. Are we a better species for having such rehash poo on a stick in eggsistance as The Legend of Zorro, Bring It On Again, Son of the Mask, 7 Fast, 7 Furious (although I'm still dying to see 3 Fast, 3 Furious), and Even Crazier/Even More Beautifullerier? Me thinks don't so! We can now safely add Pirates 2 to the don't waste your mime and toney list. Waste it instead on Darfur, or it's worthy sequel, Darfur 2: Darfur On The Rocks. What more can I say about a sequel that's juss one giant bag of blah? I dunno, but maybe we can do one of those funny math review thingies I pull out every once in awhile...
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest =
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl aka the super fun movie based off a ride that no one ever rode
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