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Sunday, April 11

HellBoy or as
Jonah Would Say "HellBoo"

Plain and simple, this movie blows donkey balls. It's like watching all of the below images in one movie... but awful.


The Lord of Darkness
from Legend
+

Louis Tully's party crasher
+

Japanese Animated
Rape Cartoons
+

The Hulk's chest
+

Jedi's Rancor
+

Me* watching HellBoy
*not actually me
+

Selma "Alabama" Blair
+

Possibly the worst movie ever

Do not see this movie.

Don't listen to the Clash or Ross Kadoji
as they both told us to "Go straight to Hellboy."


# HellBoy or as
Jonah Would Say "HellBoo"